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3.10.2009

Famous Finnish phrases translated to English

Tags: Uncategorized — Author: @ 3:55 pm

Recognize any?

Finnish phrases

  • Hank W.

    Hmmm… yes, all 10 with a bit of pondering with #9. I can go on with 10 more

    11. Left slickly as the janitor off a tin roof on a frosty day.
    12. Sad as a cat taking a shit.
    13. This is better than a new one made in Russia.
    14. Face like a vultures arse.
    15. Dropped like mom’s brother from the boat.
    16. Cheap as soap.
    17. Silent as a piss in the sock.
    18. Silent as in a felt boot factory.
    19. Looks at like a cheap sausage.
    20. Just in case, like nuns nipples.

  • NHL

    Hmph. Two American NHL teams, Chicago Blackhawks and Florida Panthers are starting their season in Helsinki this weekend, yet no coverage about it here. Shame on you.

  • infinndel the jenkki dogg

    21…eat fish,smell like polar bear fart ;-)

  • http://www.finlandforthought.net Phil

    Hockey…ZZZzzzzz……

  • NHL

    “Hockey…ZZZzzzzz……”

    Gay.

  • Puck off
  • Anonymous

    The chicken cage of terror!

  • Hank W.

    Theres actually something relevant on as a Jokerit-HIFK match today. But I won’t write of it either ;)

  • Antti rn

    Dear Sylvi and five other old hags.
    Play, gays, Paranoid.

  • Krisu

    Fits like a fist to the eye.

  • NHL

    “Theres actually something relevant on as a Jokerit-HIFK match today. But I won’t write of it either”

    Because you’re gay too?

  • Anonymous

    mikko alatalo looks and smells like a cancerous fungating breast crossed with a colostomy

  • Anonymous

    finns smell shit.finns taste shit, and finns eat shit.hence haista paska,maista paska,syopas nyt hyva mies paska…all sound very familiar in every good finnish home…i love the taste of good human shit..lasse vireen,urho kekkonen,karl gustav mannerheim,paavo nurmi,spede,vesa matti loiri,juice leskinen

  • sam tha ham

    Some classic ones:
    Few of us is iron.
    Man eats iron and shits chainlink.
    Strong will takes you trough a grey granite.
    Five to dead.
    Bread will keep a man on the road.
    Better a mile the wrong way than an inch a danger.

  • same

    13 – don’t forget to pay shit also:) Eli maksa koko paska.

  • Anonymous

    we would really love to be niggers….me haluaa ola neekereita

  • Anonymous

    i love wanking in the sauna and ejaculating over the hot stones,as we the ylonens adore the odour of semen vapour….samuli ylonen from espoo stands on the balcony of his flat in kipparinkuja wanking and ejaculating over his community as they walk past the block of flats…

  • http://www.stockholmslender.blogspot.com/ mjr

    Your comments section is really getting a touch too libertarian to my taste, Phil… A couple of years ago there was some quite classy discussion on this site, I guess you have lost heart for the whole business?

  • Freeridin’ Franklin

    mjr: The paid neocon spammers, like Finnpundit, lost their funding. I guess they derived it from Madoff’s fund. Even Kenny only pops in once in a while even though he appears to still be active otherwise.

  • Janne Raiskinmäki

    “bit of pondering with #9.”

    Olo on kuin osuuskaupan hoitajalla.

  • Windy

    No. 17 is bad. The person is clearle identified as well as his address!!!

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  • http://www.webroyalty.com Nick Matyas

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    this is outstanding posting for comment,
    thank you.

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  • Anonymous

    samuli ylonen from espoo,did you put that worm up leena kaarina ylonen on 4-1-2010 & say happy 48 years because i believe antti ylonen is no man,just a brain dead shitty vegetable,like old antti kamrat(alt zhiem’er antti ke ke ke k kkk,k,kkkkkkk kamraaaaaat)where did samuli s grandfather leave his ‘ brain, back in a alli s fishy vittu?is that correct liisa inkeri tight’virgi n vittu kamrat?liisa you are 52 and a virgin?your father was 78 when you were born.very finnish u r freaky shity fin

  • Anonymous

    hello people! I have to say that i ve met antti ylonen from espoo,yeah! He lives in block of flats in kipparinkuja.i seem to remember,2.d.40.his problem,is ,his wife leena is frigid as fuck,ugly as fuck,always has shite and period clots in her slogi,austrian,knickers(regardless of time of month),her feet smell like bad cheese.to top it all she is a real unpleasant,stupid twat.we all know,i tampere university,all men,fucked,her arse,hole and mouth,she was always being tested for a.i.d.s. Long before finns had a.i.d.s.she is a dirty fucking slag.

  • Anonymous

    my name is veli pekka kankkutaivas,i know antti ylonen and wife,leena,their son samuli was a test tube baby in 1994;which grew out of a diagnostic,test tube h.i.v.test.isamuli is ,therefore known as samuli h i v ylonen ie.samuli heikki ilkka veikko ylonen.that is why antti ylonen is always paying prostitute johanna sirkia from vantta 300 euros an hour for penetration,co ndom free’sex,because it is safe compared to sex with his wife.antti ylonen travels to sub saharan africa for safe sex with no condom and black prostitutes.

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