More self- promotion, gimme a break.

Yes….shameless isn’t it?

You should get into comedy anonyMOUSE, with that clever wordplay. :rolleyes:

We gotta come out to support our buddy Hank. GO HANK!!!!!

This funny thing happened to me on my way to the blog… yeah, you know, they even have a windscreen fluid called Superpiss – pause for guffaws of mindless laughter… and they call a shopping bag a moviepussy – isn’t it hilarious… pause for impersonation of that dead bloke who does the Arnie movie-trailers yeah, fuck, man… wouldn’t it be great if they held a blog and nobody came because it got so dull and lost any edge it might once have had… pause for scratching of a few heads… is he SERIOUS? Tough house, tough house. I come from Baltimore, ya know. They have a zoo there, but it only has one animal – it’s a dog. It’s a Shih Tzu.

Repeat.
Often.

Good luck guys!

@Larf – Stop stealing my material! LOL!

Aww… just as I’m out of town

whank

So how did Hank do ? Any vid on YouTube like that of Phil’s last time ?

#8: Yeah, I too hope it was Phil’s last time…

Damn I need to speed up a bit…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLW-Hktc9RI

===HOLY COW*** Hank W…..You won’t believe it Hank ..you look just like my long lost Suomi brother…or maybe Astrological twin..
We even have the same kind of voice and accent!
I don’t have a beard like you,but I have a mustache and goetee
on my chin..I have a lot of blonde hair on my head,you don’t have much hair on your dome…but otherwise I am a big chunky guy like you!..
I also got dry, and politically incorrect sense of humor!
GOOD LUCK HANK W.!

This is funny and weird and quite peculiar, I’ve never sort of “heard” my accent before. Its a mishmash of course as I tend to “parrot” my surroundings. Soo it does evolve constantly. The “Finnish Robot” a.k.a. “Rude German Purser” is definitely in there. (one of the other Finns did the “robot” joke)…

HENRY MAJANDER AKA HANK W. SUCKS!!!!

FUCK YOU PHILLIP SCHWRZMANN!!!!

PHIL GO FUCK YOURSEF!!!!

HENRY MAJANDER YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!

PHIL IS GAY!
PHIL IS GAY!
PHIL IS GAY!

PHIL SUCKS DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phil maybe sucks dick, mister, but you swallow, smegmabreath.

wo,
I haven’t been here for ages and this site has turned into a cyber libertarian stand up comedy ad. what happened to good old propaganda?

“what happened to good old propaganda?”

Exactly, considering what kind of news are being served right now on a silver plate.

We have this petit officer in reserve (conscription) kidnapping a Herlin family (Winter code word “billionaire”) member and helding her for two weeks for 10Meur ransom (I bet he checked her worth from the public tax information). The guy even used to be a social democrat candidate to Turku city council (evil welfare statist).

Probably next week’s seiska will have a full report about how she was kept in some potato cellar of someone’s mosquito-infested summer cottage and forced to eat foods from a finnish supermarket.

For sure, this would have not happened, if she lived in a gated community.

Heck, the finnish pay-your-ass-off-and-serve-yourself attitude has taken over this blog. Everybody, prepare your propaganda yourself.

Antti

No billionaires in Finland, can’t have that… its evil to get rich, can’t have non dependent folks, they will all vote against the Nanny State.

Phil! Do the honorable thing and pass this tired blog on to Winter. It NEEDS a totally demented unsafe pair of hands, and after nearly everyone else has deserted it, Winter is the only foaming-at-the-mouth lunatic left of those keyboard heroes that once made it great and mandatory reading. His knowledge of Finland is also second-to-none. If Winter is indisposed, you could try that Infinndel one, but you’ll have to get his mom’s permission and a Google Translate button.

I think it is fair to say this blog went to hell about a year ago which just happens to be about the same time I got my ass out of there. It has turned into a sad self promotion of Phil and his poor stand up act. Ah well, that’s all you can expect as an expat in Finland. It eventually sucks the life and spirit out of anyone.

PS. Phil, have a look back at your postings from 2-3 years ago and compare to today. I know, you’ll use the Finnish excuse that you’re sooo busy and not enough time etc. Sorry Phil, you’ve been Finnisized.

Oh shit. Hank, YOU’RE NOT FUNNY. Even if Phil laughs in the background, YOU’RE NOT FUNNY. (or in fact you’re as funny as a Finn.) Ask you’re ex wife, she knows (and told me….)

Sorry, Punter you are still an idiot. Stop boiling your head at down under. It’s not good for you.

On another note did you already put those aboes to their place when you the great white man arrived back to your beloved British colony for criminals?

And by criminals, I mean that it should be legally criminal to be as stupid as you are. Here’s some extra for you – Shit Fuck Cock, something nice for your children to read. Consider it as a present.

Ah, the intelligence of another Finn here that never fails to amaze me.

“Ah, the intelligence of another Finn here that never fails to amaze me.”

Thats the best you got? How about some physical threats? You were always so keen on making against those who you disagree with? Even in Australia you still have to come here and stalk people on a meaningless blog. Grow up

Shit fuck cunt twat cock dick fuckwad.

Physical threats? Really? Don’t seem to remember too many of them. As for looking in on this blog, yep having spent 16 years of my life in Finland and having friends and family still there (unlucky ones) I still like to follow what’s happening. Just makes me appreciate what I have left and what we now have here.

As for your potty mouth, well what can one say? Just goes to show you for what you are. A narrow minded and insular Finnish juntti (and there are few greater insults than that I’m afraid)

Cunter, so you’ve moved on, eh?

Moved on to your cheap wine and inbred criminal roots?

Just like the rest of Finland, I wouldn’t have noticed that you had even left (or arrived in the first place)… If it wasn’t for these infrequent bitter turds that you leave here on FFT.

You were a douche here and you remain a douche wherever you go; you prove it with each of these posts.

It’s time to move on, Aussie cowboy.

You might take a minute to consider whether your disappointments were due to your geographic location or just you. I’m guessing the latter.

“Physical threats? Really? Don’t seem to remember too many of them.”

Yes notice the too many. So you admit making them the aggressive fuckwad that you are. By the way you should really see a doctor about your dementia.

“As for your potty mouth, well what can one say? Just goes to show you for what you are.”

No they are just presents for your children to read. The funny part is that these naughty words are far more harmless for them than reading your violent idiotic posts. They sure are proud of their daddy aren’t they. They should be if you’ve raised them right, right?

“A narrow minded and insular Finnish juntti (and there are few greater insults than that I’m afraid)”

Whatever you say Bruce you old pufter, you. How are he other Bruces doing down under?

Fuck shit cock cunt twat twit punter

Punter’s disappointments continue down under.

Dave, I expected more than that first line from you but then again I suppose you have been in Finland for quite a while now so I guess it’s infectious afterall. We don’t have cowboys over here, I think that was on your former side of the pond. Yep, the wine here is cheap and good (and available 24/7.) Inbreds? How so in one of the worlds great multicultural countries??? More than enough genetic variety to keep the pool clean here. Now where you’re living on the other hand…….

#31 I guess you are not a trial lawyer then? Your interpretation of evidence is bizare to say the least. Violent posts? Remember I’m the guy in favour of gun control and increased Police powers to deal with crime. Violence? Nope, don’t think so. Now, reading the foul and abusive language in your posts one could quite reasonably come to the conclusion that you are the violent and twisted one here. Abusive language for my kids to read? Wow, you accuse me of violence and agression and go on like that. Your logic is so true of many over there. Have a nice day. (BTW, it’s POOFTER as in double oo…)

Franklin, it’s been a while. Thanks for the link. So true here. The typical Australian really needs to get off their butt and learn to drive. It’s something I actually miss from Finland. Road rage? Nah, just another day in paradise

No one cares, Punter. You add nothing here anymore, if you ever did.

My advice: find a new hobby. This public display of reassuring yourself that you made the right decision to move to your “great multicultural country” is dull.

New hobby idea: Perhaps you should look for former fellow elementary school students on Facebook where you can rant about how glad you are that you graduated(?) the fifth grade and are soooo much better off than you were?

Ah Dave but you bite. The fishing was always good in Finland but you are a trout and I have the right fly. As for hobbies, once again there are lots here. The fact that I have posted a max of 8-10 comments from here in paradise over the past year only shows how light on comments you are there in Finland. If my few posts ring a bell with you then I rest my case.

PS- Graduated fifth grade………?
Simpleton.

Yeah, what was I thinking? You could never have made it to the fifth grade.

What I am saying is, and funnily enough the only point that you’re avoiding is that you come here and drop your little bitter turd bombs about how bad it is in Finland (despite the fact you no longer live here).

Whether this blog has a zillion comments on it or not, you are not contributing anything because you are no longer in the club. You quit the club a long time ago when you left. Everything and anything you say about Finland has to be taken with the caveat of “Well, back when I lived in Finland …”

Your experiences are old and past their sell by date.

If you want to talk about how great Australia is, might I recommend a tourism forum to go with your 24 hour wine, sir?

“I guess you are not a trial lawyer then? Your interpretation of evidence is bizare to say the least. Violent posts?”

No you

“Remember I’m the guy in favour of gun control and increased Police powers to deal with crime.”

Still it doesn’t excuse your comments about beating the shit out of Hank and some other commenters if you’d ever meet them in person. Of course you said it “vaguely” but you fooled no one. The funny part was while you were making these threat comments you would discipline people for using the word Fuck because your children were allegedly reading this blog.

“Abusive language for my kids to read? Wow, you accuse me of violence and agression and go on like that.”

Look above shitstain.

“(BTW, it’s POOFTER as in double oo…)”

It can be spelled in many ways so your attempt at correcting me failed like you have failed in the game of life.

You’re a whiz indeed.

“Still it doesn’t excuse your comments about beating the shit out of Hank and some other commenters if you’d ever meet them in person. Of course you said it “vaguely” but you fooled no one.”

So I never said these things you claim but because you have taken whatever I’ve said to mean whatever you want I’m violent?? Wow, you’re a wonder of logic.

Once again, nothing but lies and foul language by someone claiming I’m abusive, aggressive heck even violent. It is a twisted mind at work but nothing surprises me when it comes from the mouths of Finns on this blog.

Dave, grow up. You often recall your experiences “back home” be they good or bad when comparing different situations in Finland. Having spent 16 years living there, learning the language and culture and having contributed to this blog pretty much from the start I believe I have every right to continue to read and comment as before. It is typical however of the Finnish attitude, of big brother watching over and forbidding anything that may challenge their safety and way of life. It’s much safer not asking questions or answering too many. How Finnish you’ve become.

“So I never said these things you claim but because you have taken whatever I’ve said to mean whatever you want I’m violent??”

Actually you have said quite directly that you would come on one of the foreigner meetings in which Hank would be attending to and “kick the shit out of him” or was it “shove a boot up his ass”. Yes you are violent and aggressive little hypocrit. I recall perfectly of you wanting to meet me in private for some “discussion”.

“Once again, nothing but lies and foul language by someone claiming I’m abusive, aggressive heck even violent. It is a twisted mind at work but nothing surprises me when it comes from the mouths of Finns on this blog.”

O, I see I forgot the part about you also being a racist. My apologies.

“How Finnish you’ve become.”

Well It still beats being an australian little hypocritical twit. Who lies and makes bets which he can’t keep. You have zero credibilty now and you had zero credibility back when you were here.

Now quit bitching and start monitor your children for they might learn nasty words from the internet.

And now a racist I see. Having lived abroad for more than half my life, married a foreigner and having dual citizen children, travelled to close to 60 countries and worked with people on projects from most of them, I am racist. Well, well well. The drivel that excretes itself from your mouth is astonishing. As for discussing something with you in private, that seem pretty normal and moderate to me don’t you agree? Can’t think of too many laws that would be broken there. Your language and slander of me on the other hand certainly would draw interest if people were to trawl this blog.

Have a nice day and go away, just don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Punter, your life must be pretty pathetic for you to come here to insult strangers (who have bested you time and again) on the internet (your original contribution to this post).

And Dave the difference between you and I based on your last comment would be what exactly? Simpleton…..

“And now a racist I see. Having lived abroad for more than half my life, married a foreigner and having dual citizen children, travelled to close to 60 countries and worked with people on projects from most of them, I am racist.”

So? Your writing on this blog suggest otherwise.

“As for discussing something with you in private, that seem pretty normal and moderate to me don’t you agree?”

You convieniently forgot to comment on the part where you threatened Hank and yes you wanting to meet me in private for some “discussion” is considered as a threat by those of us with better intellectual capabilities than you. Seriously go check yourself for dementia.

“Can’t think of too many laws that would be broken there.”

Yes none. There is no laws about making a threat on a person whose face and real name are known over the internet while one making the threats is hiding behind a nick.

“Your language and slander of me on the other hand certainly would draw interest if people were to trawl this blog.”

You think you can sue me for slander? Think again buddy. The moment you start a blog, with your own name and picture of yourself and in the moment where I’ll go and write slander on you on many public forums not just your blog. Then you might have a case but still I think the police you claim to love would be more interested on your violent threats on Hank than on mine where I ridicule an anonymous person over the internet.

“Have a nice day and go away, just don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”

I am not leaving but you did and apparantly the door hit you too hard on the way out that you had to return and complain about it.

Punter: “And Dave the difference between you and I based on your last comment would be what exactly? Simpleton…..”

Three differences.

1. I know not to begin sentences with a conjunction.

2. I know that it is “between you and ME.”

3. I don’t sucker punch people trying to do something creatively (trying standup for the first time), like you did.

You brought this on yourself, Cunter.

Dave, may I suggest you google something along the lines of “beginning sentence with and” and catch up with the times.

As for a sucker punch, hey it’s stand up and I’m only saving his bacon for the future. No need to get up and try to be funny in public again when he is so obviously not funny at all. I consider it a public service to be honest to our contributor Hank W.

As for Anonymous well again you amaze me. I am not a racist however you claim I am based on nothing. I am not violent however you claim I am. I am not posting aggresive material but you claim I am (at the same time doing what you accuse me of). In the end all you can do is agree with your own opinion while failing to produce any evidence at all.

Next time before labelling someone try a little harder to substantiate your claims with proof. I am just waiting for your next claims against me to label me as homophobic, anti semitic, Moslem hater, holocaust denier, climate change denier (actually that one is true) or wife beater. Go ahead and surprise me. Come up with a good one.

“As for Anonymous well again you amaze me.”

Thank you

“I am not a racist however you claim I am based on nothing.”

Read your own goddamn posts.

“I am not violent however you claim I am. I am not posting aggresive material but you claim I am”

Yes you are and you know it full well. It’s the reason why you are dodging the comment(s) you made here a year ago against Hank and asking me to come for some private “discussion” session.

“(at the same time doing what you accuse me of). In the end all you can do is agree with your own opinion while failing to produce any evidence at all.”

Buahahahaaa

“Next time before labelling someone try a little harder to substantiate your claims with proof.”

I don’t need to. Anyone who was here during the time you were posting drivel all over this blog knows what I am talking about and so do you apparantely. Or is it your dementia again that prohibits you from manning up and admitting you were and are a total douche.

“I am just waiting for your next claims against me to label me as homophobic, anti semitic, Moslem hater, holocaust denier,”

Are you? Nice pathetic strawman by the way.

“climate change denier (actually that one is true)”

Well more proof that you are an idiot. Lucky for us you are back in Australia which will be hit hard by it. Have a nice life and don’t comebck here when your society collapses (as it is now).

Now if you please stop with red herrings and stay on the topic.

Stay on topic? I came here to add my opinion on Hank and jos comedy effort and coped a wad of abuse from Dave and yourself remember? You really need to read and understand posts before you comment. As for AGW ( or is it now ACC?) I somehow knew you would be a follower rather than a thinker. We here in Australia will be just fine long after the fad that is the religion of climate change has been replaced by the next leftist moonbat theory.

Btw, please explain how our society is in your words collapsing? Oh and more than your typical “because I say” theory. Apart from now having a leftwing ALP government just how are we collapsing?

“Stay on topic? I came here to add my opinion on Hank and jos comedy effort and coped a wad of abuse from Dave and yourself remember?”

It’s called the snowball effect.

“You really need to read and understand posts before you comment.”

If only you would take your own advice

“As for AGW ( or is it now ACC?) I somehow knew you would be a follower rather than a thinker.”

Yes being a specialist in the field of this particular scientific research. You could say I am a follower rather than a thinker that is if we go by your definition of a thinker which is the love child of Ayn Rand and Fred Phepls.

“We here in Australia will be just fine long after the fad that is the religion of climate change has been replaced by the next leftist moonbat theory.”

Go tell that to the people who cultivate that special wine of yours not to forget the bloody steak. You might just survive with a black eye without any serious harm.

“Btw, please explain how our society is in your words collapsing? Oh and more than your typical “because I say” theory. Apart from now having a leftwing ALP government just how are we collapsing?”

Your presence there is more than enough to cause the collapse. Now how about those threats you made. Are you going to answer the accusations? Or are you going to continue being the coward you always have been? You lying hypcrit with a brain carved from solid granite.

By the way what did I say about using those red herrings and strawmen. They are not helping your case one bit but I am affraid that this the best we can get out of you which is saying a lot.

“Stay on topic? I came here to add my opinion on Hank and jos comedy effort and coped a wad of abuse from Dave and yourself remember?”

It’s called the snowball effect.

“You really need to read and understand posts before you comment.”

If only you would take your own advice

“As for AGW ( or is it now ACC?) I somehow knew you would be a follower rather than a thinker.”

Yes being a specialist in the field of this particular scientific research. You could say I am a follower rather than a thinker that is if we go by your definition of a thinker which is the love child of Ayn Rand and Fred Phepls.

“We here in Australia will be just fine long after the fad that is the religion of climate change has been replaced by the next leftist moonbat theory.”

Go tell that to the people who cultivate that special wine of yours not to forget the bloody steak. You might just survive with a black eye without any serious harm.

“Btw, please explain how our society is in your words collapsing? Oh and more than your typical “because I say” theory. Apart from now having a leftwing ALP government just how are we collapsing?”

Your presence there is more than enough to cause the collapse. Now how about those threats you made. Are you going to answer the accusations? Or are you going to continue being the coward you always have been? You lying hypcrit with a brain carved from solid granite.

By the way what did I say about using those red herrings and strawmen. They are not helping your case one bit but I am affraid that this the best we can get out of you which is saying a lot.

“Stay on topic? I came here to add my opinion on Hank and jos comedy effort and coped a wad of abuse from Dave and yourself remember?”

It’s called the snowball effect.

“You really need to read and understand posts before you comment.”

If only you would take your own advice

“As for AGW ( or is it now ACC?) I somehow knew you would be a follower rather than a thinker.”

Yes being a specialist in the field of this particular scientific research. You could say I am a follower rather than a thinker that is if we go by your definition of a thinker which is the love child of Ayn Rand and Fred Phepls.

“We here in Australia will be just fine long after the fad that is the religion of climate change has been replaced by the next leftist moonbat theory.”

Go tell that to the people who cultivate that special wine of yours not to forget the bloody steak. You might just survive with a black eye without any serious harm.

“Btw, please explain how our society is in your words collapsing? Oh and more than your typical “because I say” theory. Apart from now having a leftwing ALP government just how are we collapsing?”

Your presence there is more than enough to cause the collapse. Now how about those threats you made. Are you going to answer the accusations? Or are you going to continue being the coward you always have been? You lying hypcrit with a brain carved from solid granite.

By the way what did I say about using those red herrings and strawmen. They are not helping your case one bit but I am affraid that this the best we can get out of you which is saying a lot.

Ps. Phil is your spam guard set to go off when someone bashes Ayn Rand?

I guess you’ll have to wait until phil checks his spam guard.

So once again no answer to a question. You have plenty of opinions but little to offer in terms of answers. Typical. Enjoy your summer.

“So once again no answer to a question. You have plenty of opinions but little to offer in terms of answers. Typical. Enjoy your summer.”

So once again Cunter displayes his inability to read. “I guess you’ll have to wait until phil checks his spam guard.”

I am not going to write another comment just for an idiot like you. Wait till phil checks his spam guard and stop whining you fucking pussy.

Besides your guestions aren’t guestions worthy of an answer as you are too dumb to comprehend simple logic and your dementia is seriously getting in the way of having a conversation with you as you’ll just forget what was just said to you 2 minutes ago. Man up you fucking pussy or should I buy you a plane ticket so we can have that discussion you wanted so badly over a year ago?

You’re a lost cause aren’t you????
Answer? Nah, didn’t think so.

“You’re a lost cause aren’t you????”

No U

“Answer? Nah, didn’t think so.”

You really have trouble to read don’t you. For the third time – “I guess you’ll have to wait until phil checks his spam guard.”

Now go suck some neocon wingnuts dick

And this will then tell me how Australia is collapsing according to you? Glad we have cleared that up. Now I’ll be able to sleep at night. Genius……

“And this will then tell me how Australia is collapsing according to you?”

No it will not as my answer is stuck in phils spam guard for the fourth time for fucks sake. You really don’t understand what you are reading.

“Glad we have cleared that up.”

What? the fact that you’re an idiot? Yes we have cleared that up.

“Now I’ll be able to sleep at night. Genius……”

Thank you. Have a nice life down under and don’t comeback to whine here. Howard doesn’t like quiters.

Howard? You mean former PM Howard? The same man voted out of office in November 2007? You do keep up with things don’t you genius………

Been a week now and still waiting for this evidence of yours. Let me guess, it’s still stuck in the spam filter? Must be pretty good evidence this if it gets stuck in Phil’s spam filter. Maybe try posting it a different way or just a link? Really, I’m fascinated at how a dimwit such as yourself thinks Australia is collapsing and it’s connection to Howard. Enlighten me with your Finnish knowledge.

“Howard? You mean former PM Howard? The same man voted out of office in November 2007? You do keep up with things don’t you genius………”

Isn’t he your hero. So now that he was voted out you suddenly changed into to leftie pinko you oh so much hate?

“Been a week now and still waiting for this evidence of yours. Let me guess, it’s still stuck in the spam filter? Must be pretty good evidence this if it gets stuck in Phil’s spam filter. Maybe try posting it a different way or just a link? Really, I’m fascinated at how a dimwit such as yourself thinks Australia is collapsing and it’s connection to Howard. Enlighten me with your Finnish knowledge.”

Well apparantly phil doesn’t like Ayn Rand his hero to be mentioned in a negative way and besides who said I was going to have a serious debate about this on a fucking blog. Especially with a dimwit like you. Who doesn’t grasp the simplest of concepts, not even when they are hammered into your head.

So pussy. You man enough to admit you’re a liar and a fucking weak ass pathetic excuse of a man who likes to make threats while hiding behind a nick.

Go fuck yourself.

Ha ha. Yes he was and still very much is a man I admire. I don’t need or believe in heros though. Still fail to connect your Howard comment to anything relevant said so far in our exchange. Still waiting for how we here in Australia are collapsing too BTW. Most analysts seem to suggest we are doing quite well despite the GFC primarily due to the policies of the previous govt and the strong economy they left us with.

As for your final rant well I’m not that stupid to fall for a little insult and slime you with threats and aggression just because you have some sort of dillusional character flaw. Do get it seen to though as those things can get worse over time and leave you susceptible to permanent damage. Now stop hiding.

So you are a pussy. Thanks for confirming that. Bye bye and have fun with your desert.