When someone is telling jokes, we are just sometimes afraid of laughing out loud. But we are laughing in the inside.. or not.

Funny ! but still Robert Gustavsson has done better… watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io0Zs9IAw-0&feature=related

Actually, this one was funny as hell.

I don’t know if this guy has actually been to Finland, but what he said reminded me of what Neil Hardwick once said was a great revelation to him: he had produced a TV comedy, and was present when it was shown to the press. He was squirming in pain during the screening, because nobody was laughing, thinking that he had failed completely.

When they were leaving, the critics thanked him politely, saying that they really enjoyed the show. This made him angry, because he assumed that these people just didn’t have the nerve to tell him straight to his face that it was lousy. However, when he read the reviews, they were all very positive.

It was then that Neil Hardwick came to the realization that just because a Finn isn’t laughing, doesn’t mean that something isn’t funny.

I now understand why the suicide rate is so high in Finland:

No one laughs in Finland
No one smiles in Finland.
It is dark for half of the year.
Finns do not know how to engage in small talk.
Finnish music is sad; very, very sad.
It is very silent in Finland; even the dogs do not bark in Finland.

Sheesh. What’s with all the animosity.

It’s now clear that Kevin is a Kunt.

newtosuomi, I don’t know how new you are, but personally I am going to miss the dark winter days and nights of cozy reading and surfing and music listening.

As a newcomer to this country, please advice from a veteran: stop listening to Finnish music if you don’t like it.

What’s with all the hostility up in here?

I have to say that the “insults” that have been thrown around on this board have made me laugh…..out loud.

#11

Suicide rate is the same as in Belgium. What is their excuse?

That would mean he’s autosexual, not gay.

Dogs suck their own dicks because they can.

Why don’t you suck your own dick, kevin?

Hey, this used to be THE best Finland-bashing place. But where’s the mentally-ill woman from Boston? I miss her and the Austrailan guy, but he has probaly choked into his hate already.

The guy on the video is really good Finland basher, too, although he forgot to tell that the Finnish Jews smell odd and you should be very carful when you meet niggers because they probably kill you. But, yeah, I enjoy good comedy, too.

Hopefully Phil once again tries to dig out who I am. Perhaps the Lex Nokia gives this Nokian the chance. Previous time you just managed to find out the different nicks I used. Vitun paskianen.

But, hey, I don’t want to be a Finn who doesn’t understan hyomor — as Spede would have said — so I tell you joke too: somebody like the guy on the video just tried to rape my daughter but then I shot his face off. Hah, hah.

Could somebody tell me his address so I can mediate the idea I have, please.

See you all again next year.

you your nicknames and your no-humour can as well avoid showing up next year.
insult yourself instead of making nazi comments towards jews and others.

Nimimerkki Jaaha, are you an idiot or do you just pretend to be? The moron on the video makes the Jews (or whoever) look like hateful subhumans and you decide to stand up for him.

Vitun rasisti kusipää.

But hey, I don’t agree with Aatu, this blog is still probably the most racist blog in Finland.

you’re a jerk because i didn’t stand for him
you’re an idiot because you called me racist while i’m not.
you’re a paskapää.

jhaa is standing up for a stand-up comedian, who didn’t even mention the Jews. Had the comedian mentioned them Phil Schwartzkopf definitely would not’d have published this video. That would have been improper. The comedian just made the Finns sound like subhumans. The Finns being subhuman is not racism but a fact. Jhaa is a stand-up guy if not comedian — unless he’s a Finn, of course. In that case he’s just another idiot not being cabable of taking an insult like a (foreign) man. I’m defenitely not a Finn or even if I was I wouldn’t admit tit.

Tää on muuten vitun hyvä blogi. Hauskempi kuin pitkäperjantai. Pistän heti suosikkeihin. (“This blog fucking rocks, it’s funnier than Good Friday, I’ll put it into the favorites right away.” Finnish hyyomoor is so bad that it doesn’t sound funny even when explained, but the joke here is that this blog naturally is one of the most obnoxious blogs ever and putting it into the favorites would be extremely strange and thus … kind of funny. No?)

Where is that crazy lady from Boston by the way? I wonder it too. Has she been institutionalized? What about all the Australian jerks? For a while there were so many idiots here that all Australians seemed to be here.

He’s a funny comedian. I don’t think he was too offensive about Finnish people. Of course Finnish people have a sense of humor but sometimes there is a person who doesn’t really get the joke. My Finnish friend loves laughing at the Brit comedy ‘league of gentlemen’ – his girlfriend doesn’t quite get the humor and asks ‘why are those guys wearing dresses?’ So I guess it’s horses for courses. Actually the joke about the Finnish toilet reminds me of the joke Finnish people tell about British bathrooms having carpet in them. 99% of bathrooms in Britain these days have no carpet in them (I would think) – but cultural differences make for funny jokes.
No, anyway the world is too serious these days. Lets try and laugh at ourselves and our pompousness. Jeeze we take ourselves too seriously. Of all the comedians in all the world telling jokes about other cultures there can’t be many who make a living ripping the piss out of the Finnish. The Americans get laughed at and the Brits and the French and the Germans – and on extremely rare occasions the Finnish too. Well anyway life’s too short. Live and let live. Laugh and let laugh.

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Andy from @17 – you are absolutely right. But Finns are well known to hate anyone that laughs at them. It takes an intelligent, self-confident and open minded personality to be A. able to see own faults, B. laugh at them, C. let others laugh at them and join in that fun.
And Finns will never be able to master that. But who gives a damn about them? Lets just laugh at them and see their blood boiling:))))))))))))

I’m mainly confused about those hoses that apparently come down from the ceilings in finnish toilets.

It just so blatantly obvious that he randomly picked a small less known coutry and spun random imagenary bullshit about it. Not sure if being intelligent,self-confident or even open minded would make me laugh about that joke.

Matti. You don’t have to laugh. Yes I agree the toilet joke was lame – I didn’t really understand it either. But his other material was funny. I don’t think comedians really choose small less-known countries to be the target of their jokes.

Well, Tussukka here tries very hard to replace that mental case from Boston.

Just wonder presso, who are YOU replacing? Or is your idiocy original? Made in Finland?

Anyway – see…Finnish blood is boiling because their small, insignificant, ugly and miserable nation has been a subject to some joke. Even if a bad joke but how dare you! Laugh at such a great bunch of xxxx
Bingo! The more outsiders laugh at them, the more furious they become:)))))))

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but now webmaster from one websight (which one?????!!!!) has my contact details and giving me HEll! he said it would stop if I go to all sites I troll @ and appologize.

SO… so sorry all you finnishpepole! my penis is shrinking allredy, happy now??????????!!!!!!!

(((((((

Interesting crap writing above. Must be done by a finnishperson, aged max 10. Or then not necessarily, even an adult finnishman can peform this way.
FYI: a finnish wife would be happy with ANY organ that comes close to her. That’s why a finnish wife never sticks to just one finnish husband:) A finnish wife is always on the lookout for yet another organ. It is just her nature. Ugly as she usually is, she has to be aggressive to get any attention.
But that’s not my problem only those sorry for themselves finnishmen:)))))))

Presso is one of the voices in your head, dear old mussukka. We are the Legion for we are many.

A Legion? There is ONLY 5 million of finnish morons, that’s a bunch. And Alleluja to that:))))))))))) dear old cunt (yök, what a nick).

Moronic douchebag number 28:

Legion, also known as the Gerasene Demon, is a demon found in the Judeo-Christian mythology

Mark, 5:9, describes the following in the country of the Gadarenes:

And he (Jesus) asked him (the man), “What is thy name?” And he answered, saying, “My name is Legion: for we are many

Five million and more different voices but only one entity that is living inside Mussukkas head is quite worrying, don’t you agree?

Then there’s is of course the Roman Legion(s), so 5 million is quite a big number compared to the traditional number of men serving in a roman legion.

Luckily for us there is only one of you (Rolling on my back) so Amen to that brother.

“dear old cunt (yök, what a nick).”

It’s just a word that describes a certain area of the female anatomy. Are you repulsed by the thought of it and may I ask why?

Join the legion etrangere and sabot ‘em.
Some Finn girls are pretty, but then why they choose those?
http://www.iltalehti.fi/viihde/200904160112449_vi.shtml
monsters.

@29 – It’s the OLD Cunt combination that makes me want to puke.

But yes, suits you right.You definitely sound like your brain and that certain area of your anatomy were displaced. Just wonder who has fucked your brain in that case?:)

“It’s the OLD Cunt combination that makes me want to puke.”

Well, buhuu-huu.

“But yes, suits you right.”

You do have keen sense of humor and your witts are unmatched. (sigh, I propably have to mention that this is sarcasm aimed towards you as I doubt you’ll comprehend it unless it were to be told.)

“You definitely sound like your brain and that certain area of your anatomy were displaced. Just wonder who has fucked your brain in that case?:)”

Does not compute. The fact that you the racist shitbag that you are doesn’t understand a simple reference is a none issue with me.

Now go learn some better insults which are more accurate and don’t sound like they came out of the mouth of a 6 year old little kiddy who just learned the word fuck.

Go drown in your own stupidity.

How is this libertarian absolute tolerance for all commentators working for you, Phil?

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I just wonder if this CC person is yet another FFF – which stands for Fu**ing Finnish Feminist? It just sounds sooo much like an aggressive macho female type. What a nation, what a crap place.. it was ok till Nokia, Kekkonen and feminists took over. No it’s no rules, no principles, no standards, emptiness. Nation where money (read: a new Mersu), cunts and alcohol rule.
One wise man said once: Finland takes from you the joy of life and hope.

How righ he has been, even some Finns have to admit.

“I just wonder if this CC person is yet another FFF – which stands for Fu**ing Finnish Feminist?”

Sigh we’ve been through this before haven’t we. First of all I am not Finnish neither am I a feminist, if you want to know I have a deep dislike for the word feminist in this country and how it monopolizes the equalitarian movement and hides behind those principles. When in reality modern feminism is full of female chauvinsm and spineless men who think they’ll get some pussy for being a “feminist”.

“What a nation, what a crap place.. it was ok till Nokia, Kekkonen and feminists took over.”

Ah yes, the good old days of Kekkoslovakia.

“No it’s no rules, no principles, no standards, emptiness. Nation where money (read: a new Mersu), cunts and alcohol rule.”

Wow this is kinda surprissing as I kinda have to agree with this especially in this age when “libertards” have taken the reigns in this country.

“One wise man said once: Finland takes from you the joy of life and hope.”

That depends if your a racist shitbag who likes to project his own feelings on the natives then yes. (I am not saying that Finland doesn’t have racists, it most certainly does both native and foreign)

First of all I am not Finnish

- well, for a non-Finn you fight for this F nation like a lion mother for her small ones. Which makes it even worse in my eyes. To brainwash a Finn is a normal and easy task, but to do it so well and thoroughly with a non-Finn, that’s disgusting.

“That depends if your a racist shitbag who likes to project his own feelings on the natives then yes. (I am not saying that Finland doesn’t have racists, it most certainly does both native and foreign)”

Nope, that has NOTHING to do with being a racist or being a pacifist. Fuck the Mersut, wooden houses by the lakes with billions of insects, fuck their social help – show me happy, smiling, chatty, laughing without getting leggless first, open and helping without being paid for it people and then I tell you – that place has a hope.
Suomi has its woods and lakes, Mersut owned by every dickhead with complexes to cover for, ugly FFF everywhere you turn your head, continous money for unemployed alcohol abusers – but nothing else.

But if the same FFF, alcohol abusers or dickeads with shit in their pants and Mersu key in pocket were nice, cheerful and sociable crowd, able to laugh, talk and smile even without having all the possesions – I would never say that this place has no joy of life nor hope. The way it is now – it’s hopeless boring shithole.

#35: “show me happy, smiling, chatty, laughing without getting leggless first, open and helping without being paid for it people and then I tell you – that place has a hope.”

It is my pleasure to inform you that I am a tee-totaler, happy and also involved in helping people without any monetary compensation.

Now you may board your fail-boat and sail back to whence you came.

#35

So much hate and so much idiocy, did you forget to take your happy pills today

“- well, for a non-Finn you fight for this F nation like a lion mother for her small ones.”

No I don’t. Just because I don’t agree with an idiot racist shithead like you and her lies, it doesn’t mean that I think everything is A-Ok in this country as you can see in my previous post.

“Which makes it even worse in my eyes. To brainwash a Finn is a normal and easy task, but to do it so well and thoroughly with a non-Finn, that’s disgusting.”

Yes, yes we all know you’re a racist miserable failure but do you have to make it so clear to everybody who happens to stumble on to this site.

“Nope, that has NOTHING to do with being a racist or being a pacifist”

Does not compute. Is English your native language?

“the rest of Mussuka’s post: Babble babble shit fuck babble babble I am a moron babble babble I sure hate people because of their nationality babble babble why are there so many voices in my head babble babble”

You have some serious issues, please seek medical help.

#35……Mu-mu-mussuka. If I were u I would take up Cunt’s advice. Happy pills, a chateaubriand and an exotic salad, anyone…?

Where the hell do you live and who do you hang out with… if anyone??

Still around however now that I’m back in Australia there happens to be other things to do than spend time blogging with a bunch of Finnish boneheads. I guess that’s the difference between living in Australia and life in Finland.

“It is my pleasure to inform you that I am a tee-totaler, happy and also involved in helping people without any monetary compensation.

Now you may board your fail-boat and sail back to whence you came.”

Your second crap eliminates and denies the first crap sentence Mr Fat Bastard Executor. You are as peaceful as a raving rotweiller.

Listen you plunker Cunt or Prick and the other (or same) Capone – your writing is TOO finnish to make me belive you have an ounce of normal civilized blood in you. Go back to your deep swampy forest and don’t forget to take a bottle of kossu with you (that’s your happy pill).
And Cunt – you dickhead – in order to be a racist I would have to be of different race than the local idiots. If you use some term, check in dictionary first.
Do you know what dictionary is? Did they teach you how to use it during your wasted years at school? I have serious doubt after reading your “clever” answers.

@38 – to satisfy your curiosity: Where the hell do you live and who do you hang out with… if anyone??

I live in Finland and I am surrouded by Finns. But I would hang myself if I had to hang out with any of them. You can get more fun at the cementary than at the Finnish party and I am not a masochist nor into dead bodies. Therefore I avoid Finns like a plague.

Happy? Or do you need another gulp of your elixir of happiness supplied at the permision of Big Momma Suomen Valtio?

“Listen you plunker Cunt or Prick and the other (or same) Capone – your writing is TOO finnish to make me belive you have an ounce of normal civilized blood in you.”

You still wonder why people don’t like you? Good old eugenics, Hitler and his cronies would be proud of you.
BTW your English is subpar at best.

“Go back to your deep swampy forest and don’t forget to take a bottle of kossu with you (that’s your happy pill).”

Oh my, what a great comeback.

“And Cunt – you dickhead – in order to be a racist I would have to be of different race than the local idiots.”

Didn’t stop the Swedes from descriping Finns as sub-humans and it most certainly hasn’t stopped you.

“If you use some term, check in dictionary first.”

Yes and maybe just maybe you should use your head for once.

“Do you know what dictionary is? Did they teach you how to use it during your wasted years at school?”

Bubba didn’t go to school, Bubba learn from people like you.

“I have serious doubt after reading your “clever” answers.”

Oh my, hey everybody Mussuka has just learned a new way of insulting people by using poor sarcasm to fill up her empty hatefilled “arguments”.

Hei Cunt – what is your nick in your native language? Vittu?

“Hei Cunt – what is your nick in your native language? Vittu?”

No. Fotze, möse among others. I still prefer English as this is a blog written in that particular language.

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A Nazi joining Finnish nazis? That’s quite understandable.

“A Nazi joining Finnish nazis?”

I don’t know but you seem to be an excellent canditate for them. Have you passed the trials yet?

“That’s quite understandable.”

Thats new coming from you

BTW I am not a German

Mussuka, you are a very sad person indeed. You actually waste copious amounts of time trolling a blog and spewing your hateful bigotry when you could be outside trying to get some human contact. There’s a difference between being able to laugh at yourself (and I assure you, I find that quite an easy task, having a self-depracating sense of humour) when someone makes a joke in good fun, and not lashing back at someone for calling you a dumb, socially retarded uneducated moron without a sense of humour. I can take a joke but you’re simply being a racist.

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