I love extreme advertising! Now you know how to present your next fucking awesome video, Phil! Say after me: “look at what these kick ass engineers at Onkia made now! They spent like fucking millions on it, so you know this shit will work! Look at that goddamn interface, man! Apple/Google/Dell (I shat my pants there) is going down, you hear me?”

You can do the rest. Don’t disappoint us! I now where you live.

Can you get me out of your spam filter, pliiiis?!?

Tech note to Phil:
In the previous article about Finn girl nipple skater,I tried
to post a few crazy statements as usual…
But when I tried to upload to F.F.T….using firefox3 or ie7
it would not upload to your comments section…I thought…finally
I am banned and blocked by Phil.
I tried numerous attempts at posting to the comments section…That is why I have many redundant messages…Suddenly today I got a shit load of comments on this article poping up today,including my insane rants!

wats upp wid DATT!?

lets have a party

Drunkin Sailors and rum is all you need

“Optimus Prime can’t even tare this shit off”

“your fat ass broke a chair”

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

i never realized how many infomercials we had until I was back there in December.

Lol

That video really made my day(it’s back to army before midnight for me).

if you’re looking for things to write about, Lex Nokia would be a kick-ass imba topic.

Of course he doesn’t write about Lex Nokia. His employer a.k.a. Major Corporation a.k.a Big Brother a.k.a. God is watching. He could be sacked if he opens his mouth about it. Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. *cough* could lose your job. You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you? So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. *cough* employer. Something might happen.

www yle fi/uutiset/news/2009/02/ministers_and_nokia_refute_ultimatum_claim__517722.html

If this law passes it will be the end of democracy as we know it. And why wouldn’t it, our PM is supporting it LOL. Shame it happened right under our noses. People were gullible enough to vote for Kokoomus and Keskusta and now they have to deal with that.

And what ever happened to the idea of free speech? Is Nokia so pathetic that they have to start out passing laws, yes I do mean PASS (google lobbying) just because they’ve ran out of ideas? What happened to the idea of free market competition, the greatest part of capitalism? The “free” market economy keeps ideas flowing.. *sniff sniff* Smells just like Microsoft. Just a bit. Oh by the way, the commies were the first in space. Let’s keep that in mind.

Now, Nokia has threaten to leave Finland if this law wouldn’t pass. Because our lobbyist PM there is little chance it doesn’t. I say fuck Nokia, fuck Kokoomus, fuck Keskusta. I’m so ashamed I voted for Kokoomus, I’m ashamed of Nokia, I’m ashamed of being a Finn. I’m so going to an Irish Pub on Friday. Make that Friday and Saturday. I’m so pissed off now. But I won’t let the same dog bite twice. Would someone like to buy an almost new Nokia mobile with a good bargain? I’m feeling generous on this one.

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Of course he doesn’t write about Lex Nokia. His employer a.k.a. Major Corporation a.k.a Big Brother a.k.a. God is watching. He could be sacked if he opens his mouth about it. Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. *cough* could lose your job. You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you? So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. *cough* employer. Something might happen.

www yle fi/uutiset/news/2009/02/ministers_and_nokia_refute_ultimatum_claim__517722.html

www yle fi/uutiset/news/2009/02/ministers_and_nokia_refute_ultimatum_claim__517722.html

Of course he doesn’t write about Lex Nokia. His employer a.k.a. Major Corporation a.k.a Big Brother a.k.a. God is watching. He could be sacked if he opens his mouth about it. Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. *cough* could lose your job. You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you? So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. *cough* employer. Something might happen.

If this law passes it will be the end of democracy as we know it. And why wouldn’t it, our PM is supporting it LOL. Shame it happened right under our noses. People were gullible enough to vote for Kokoomus and Keskusta and now they have to deal with that.

And what ever happened to the idea of free speech? Is Nokia so pathetic that they have to start out passing laws, yes I do mean PASS (google lobbying) just because they’ve ran out of ideas? What happened to the idea of free market competition, the greatest part of capitalism? The “free” market economy keeps ideas flowing.. *sniff sniff* Smells just like Microsoft. Just a bit. Oh by the way, the commies were the first in space. Let’s keep that in mind.

Now, Nokia has threaten to leave Finland if this law wouldn’t pass. Because our lobbyist PM there is little chance it doesn’t. I say fuck Nokia, fuck Kokoomus, fuck Keskusta. I’m so ashamed I voted for Kokoomus, I’m ashamed of Nokia, I’m ashamed of being a Finn. I’m so going to an Irish Pub on Friday. Make that Friday and Saturday. I’m so pissed off now. But I won’t let the same dog bite twice. Would someone like to buy an almost new Nokia mobile with a good bargain? I’m feeling generous on this one.

Of course he doesn’t write about Lex Nokia. His employer a.k.a. Major Corporation a.k.a Big Brother a.k.a. God is watching. He could be sacked if he opens his mouth about it. Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. cough* could lose your job. You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you? So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. cough* employer. Something might happen.

Of course he doesn’t write about Lex Nokia.
His employer aka Major Corporation aka Big Brother aka God is watching.
He could be sacked if he opens his mouth about it.
Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. cough* could lose your job.
You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you?
So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. cough* employer. Something might happen.

Of course he doesn’t write about Lex Nokia. His employer aka Major Corporation aka Big Brother aka God is watching. He could be sacked if he opens his mouth about it. Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. cough* could lose your job. You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you? So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. cough* employer. Something might happen.

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He could be sacked if he opens his mouth about it. Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. cough* could lose your job. asdlökfjasöldkjfasfd

You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you? asldjfasöldkjfaöslkdjfasdf
So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. cough* employer. Something might happen.

Of course he doesn’t write about Lex Nokia.
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His employer aka Major Corporation aka Big Brother aka God is watching.
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He could be sacked if he opens his mouth about it.
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Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. cough* could lose your job.
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You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you?
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So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. cough* employer. Something might happen.
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comment posting working just fine eh?

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better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. cough* could lose your job. You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you? So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. cough* employer. Something might happen.

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Calm down, industrial spy. The comments work, but spam filtering is tight. I have no idea how many real spam is caught in that way? Anywho, I rely on Hank for writing an opinion on this new law. If I’d be Phil, I would also not write it. No fucking way!

What, no post about Lex Nokia? The evil statists must be censoring Phil!

The demonstration in front of the parliament building was today, about 300 showed up. The silence here is deafening – a great case study of libertarian freedom.

“The silence here is deafening – a great case study of libertarian freedom.”

Be afraid. Be very afraid. You may end up in Nokia’s prison modeled on Stasi.

Well, all kidding aside. If Phil didn’t have faith in Nokia, he probably wouldn’t work for them. But then again, rats are the first to leave when the ship is sinking. Phil is imperceptibly moving to stand up comedy. Ergo, Nokia is going down.