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30.1.2009

Mighty Putty

Tags: Uncategorized — Author: @ 2:35 pm

Hi all! Sorry I haven’t posted in a while, here’s something to tie you over until I figure out some stupid shit to say…

  • majava

    I love extreme advertising! Now you know how to present your next fucking awesome video, Phil! Say after me: “look at what these kick ass engineers at Onkia made now! They spent like fucking millions on it, so you know this shit will work! Look at that goddamn interface, man! Apple/Google/Dell (I shat my pants there) is going down, you hear me?”

    You can do the rest. Don’t disappoint us! I now where you live.

  • majava

    Can you get me out of your spam filter, pliiiis?!?

  • infinndel the jenkki dogg

    Tech note to Phil:
    In the previous article about Finn girl nipple skater,I tried
    to post a few crazy statements as usual…
    But when I tried to upload to F.F.T….using firefox3 or ie7
    it would not upload to your comments section…I thought…finally
    I am banned and blocked by Phil.
    I tried numerous attempts at posting to the comments section…That is why I have many redundant messages…Suddenly today I got a shit load of comments on this article poping up today,including my insane rants!

    wats upp wid DATT!?

  • Winter

    lets have a party

    Drunkin Sailors and rum is all you need

  • Winter sucks

    “Optimus Prime can’t even tare this shit off”

    “your fat ass broke a chair”

    I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

  • makani08

    i never realized how many infomercials we had until I was back there in December.

  • S.Horrendous

    Lol

    That video really made my day(it’s back to army before midnight for me).

  • Freeridin’ Franklin

    if you’re looking for things to write about, Lex Nokia would be a kick-ass imba topic.

  • industrial spy

    Of course he doesn’t write about Lex Nokia. His employer a.k.a. Major Corporation a.k.a Big Brother a.k.a. God is watching. He could be sacked if he opens his mouth about it. Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. *cough* could lose your job. You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you? So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. *cough* employer. Something might happen.

    www yle fi/uutiset/news/2009/02/ministers_and_nokia_refute_ultimatum_claim__517722.html

    If this law passes it will be the end of democracy as we know it. And why wouldn’t it, our PM is supporting it LOL. Shame it happened right under our noses. People were gullible enough to vote for Kokoomus and Keskusta and now they have to deal with that.

    And what ever happened to the idea of free speech? Is Nokia so pathetic that they have to start out passing laws, yes I do mean PASS (google lobbying) just because they’ve ran out of ideas? What happened to the idea of free market competition, the greatest part of capitalism? The “free” market economy keeps ideas flowing.. *sniff sniff* Smells just like Microsoft. Just a bit. Oh by the way, the commies were the first in space. Let’s keep that in mind.

    Now, Nokia has threaten to leave Finland if this law wouldn’t pass. Because our lobbyist PM there is little chance it doesn’t. I say fuck Nokia, fuck Kokoomus, fuck Keskusta. I’m so ashamed I voted for Kokoomus, I’m ashamed of Nokia, I’m ashamed of being a Finn. I’m so going to an Irish Pub on Friday. Make that Friday and Saturday. I’m so pissed off now. But I won’t let the same dog bite twice. Would someone like to buy an almost new Nokia mobile with a good bargain? I’m feeling generous on this one.

  • industrial spy

    testing

  • industrial spy

    Of course he doesn’t write about Lex Nokia. His employer a.k.a. Major Corporation a.k.a Big Brother a.k.a. God is watching. He could be sacked if he opens his mouth about it. Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. *cough* could lose your job. You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you? So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. *cough* employer. Something might happen.

    www yle fi/uutiset/news/2009/02/ministers_and_nokia_refute_ultimatum_claim__517722.html

  • industrial spy

    www yle fi/uutiset/news/2009/02/ministers_and_nokia_refute_ultimatum_claim__517722.html

  • industrial spy

    Of course he doesn’t write about Lex Nokia. His employer a.k.a. Major Corporation a.k.a Big Brother a.k.a. God is watching. He could be sacked if he opens his mouth about it. Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. *cough* could lose your job. You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you? So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. *cough* employer. Something might happen.

  • industrial spy

    If this law passes it will be the end of democracy as we know it. And why wouldn’t it, our PM is supporting it LOL. Shame it happened right under our noses. People were gullible enough to vote for Kokoomus and Keskusta and now they have to deal with that.

  • industrial spy

    And what ever happened to the idea of free speech? Is Nokia so pathetic that they have to start out passing laws, yes I do mean PASS (google lobbying) just because they’ve ran out of ideas? What happened to the idea of free market competition, the greatest part of capitalism? The “free” market economy keeps ideas flowing.. *sniff sniff* Smells just like Microsoft. Just a bit. Oh by the way, the commies were the first in space. Let’s keep that in mind.

  • industrial spy

    Now, Nokia has threaten to leave Finland if this law wouldn’t pass. Because our lobbyist PM there is little chance it doesn’t. I say fuck Nokia, fuck Kokoomus, fuck Keskusta. I’m so ashamed I voted for Kokoomus, I’m ashamed of Nokia, I’m ashamed of being a Finn. I’m so going to an Irish Pub on Friday. Make that Friday and Saturday. I’m so pissed off now. But I won’t let the same dog bite twice. Would someone like to buy an almost new Nokia mobile with a good bargain? I’m feeling generous on this one.

  • industrial spy

    Of course he doesn’t write about Lex Nokia. His employer a.k.a. Major Corporation a.k.a Big Brother a.k.a. God is watching. He could be sacked if he opens his mouth about it. Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. cough* could lose your job. You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you? So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. cough* employer. Something might happen.

  • industrial spy

    Of course he doesn’t write about Lex Nokia.
    His employer aka Major Corporation aka Big Brother aka God is watching.
    He could be sacked if he opens his mouth about it.
    Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. cough* could lose your job.
    You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you?
    So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. cough* employer. Something might happen.

  • industrial spy

    Of course he doesn’t write about Lex Nokia. His employer aka Major Corporation aka Big Brother aka God is watching. He could be sacked if he opens his mouth about it. Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. cough* could lose your job. You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you? So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. cough* employer. Something might happen.

  • industrial spy

    Of course he doesn’t write about Lex Nokia. asldhgfasldkhfasdf

    His employer aka Major Corporation aka Big Brother aka God is watching. asldjhfalskdjhflaskjhfd

    He could be sacked if he opens his mouth about it. Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. cough* could lose your job. asdlökfjasöldkjfasfd

    You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you? asldjfasöldkjfaöslkdjfasdf
    So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. cough* employer. Something might happen.

  • industrial spy

    Of course he doesn’t write about Lex Nokia.
    -
    His employer aka Major Corporation aka Big Brother aka God is watching.
    -
    He could be sacked if he opens his mouth about it.
    -
    Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. cough* could lose your job.
    -
    You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you?
    -
    So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. cough* employer. Something might happen.
    -

  • industrial spy

    comment posting working just fine eh?

  • industrial spy

    Of course he doesn’t write about Lex Nokia. His employer aka Major Corporation aka Big Brother aka God is watching. He could be sacked if he opens

  • industrial spy

    his mouth about it. Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. cough* could lose your job. You do know there has been cases where the employer has

  • industrial spy

    mouth about it. Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. cough* could lose your job. You do know there has been cases where the employer has

  • industrial spy

    his mouth about it

  • industrial spy

    Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. cough* could lose your job. You do know there has been cases where the employer has

  • industrial spy

    Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. cough* could lose your job

  • industrial spy

    Better keep it low Phil, otherwise you could lose your job

  • industrial spy

    better keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. cough* could lose your job. You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you? So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. cough* employer. Something might happen.

  • industrial spy

    b e t t e r keep it low Phil, otherwise you wou.. cough* could lose your job. You do know there has been cases where the employer has read worker’s blog, do you? So you better be careful what you say about your govern.. cough* employer. Something might happen.

  • industrial spy

    comment posting does not work

  • majava

    Calm down, industrial spy. The comments work, but spam filtering is tight. I have no idea how many real spam is caught in that way? Anywho, I rely on Hank for writing an opinion on this new law. If I’d be Phil, I would also not write it. No fucking way!

  • Freeridin’ Franklin

    What, no post about Lex Nokia? The evil statists must be censoring Phil!

  • Freeridin’ Franklin

    The demonstration in front of the parliament building was today, about 300 showed up. The silence here is deafening – a great case study of libertarian freedom.

  • hahahahahah

    “The silence here is deafening – a great case study of libertarian freedom.”

    Be afraid. Be very afraid. You may end up in Nokia’s prison modeled on Stasi.

    Well, all kidding aside. If Phil didn’t have faith in Nokia, he probably wouldn’t work for them. But then again, rats are the first to leave when the ship is sinking. Phil is imperceptibly moving to stand up comedy. Ergo, Nokia is going down.

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