GASP, SHOCK HORROR! A nipple! (on a female breast – no problem with the guys).

Sure, something like that will raise a few eyebrows, and sell a few papers even in this country, but there will certainly not be any calls to rewrite broadcast standard legislation.

The other day there was a great Penn and Teller episode on JIM (Finnish cable TV channel) about the American breast obsession. They interviewed a woman who insisted that breastfeeding a baby in public was tantamount to the sexual abuse of a child – that is, if a child happened to witness the event.

GASP, SHOCK HORROR! A nipple! (on a female breast – no problem with the guys).

Then why can’t women walk around topless? Who do we need to vote into office to get that changed?

Hey, which one is more gay? Watching sweaty big guys with no teeth chasing some little, black piece of rubber or watching scarcely clad girls skating gracefully and a wardrobe malfunction just waiting to happen.

Not that I was a great fan of either sports, but it’s something to bring into the conversation at coffee table after nth speculation about the upcoming Kärppä game.

What can I say? Those Eastern European girls have that je ne sais quoi

I still think nipples have been made to resemble a pair of eyes… And we’re taught to make eye contact!

Hey, which one is more gay? Watching sweaty big guys with no teeth chasing some little, black piece of rubber or watching scarcely clad girls skating gracefully and a wardrobe malfunction just waiting to happen.

Soccer.

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#2 “Then why can’t women walk around topless? Who do we need to vote into office to get that changed?”

My point exactly! But actually, female toplessness is not really a big issue in most European countries. Granted, it isn’t as common on public beaches and at swimming pools in Finland as it is in other European countries, but when it does happen, nobody gets arrested, like they do in the United States. It’s not that women can’t walk around topless – it’s just that most don’t want to.

lets make it a law….Topless

and

Drinking rum with sailors… a second law

While we’re at it, let’s make it a law that participants in a beauty pageant shall be seen totally naked at least once during the contest (evening gown, swimsuit, then … naked).

I am all for the equal rights: women go topless and you guys (plus gays) full monty from now on. Is that fair enough?

#11 You’re suggesting that only the men go bottomless. How does that promote equal rights?

Simple: 50:50. Women take tops off, men their bottoms. They can keep their hats on.

#13 Why not the other way around?

Because noone is interested to look at hairy flat chests, which are asexual anyway. Did you get enough arguments or are you still going to drill on the subject?

I am all for the equal rights: women go topless and you guys (plus gays) full monty from now on. Is that fair enough?

Deal. (but I worry they’ll be a spike in racism amongst Finns because of it)

You mean Phil, some Finns might go racist after the black guys drop their pants?:) Heh, might be. That only proves even more insecurity among the male part of Finnish nation than I have observed till now.

#15 So what makes women’s chests inherently sexual, if men’s are not? I know that this is the dominant cultural perception, but I would like someone to give a rational reason for this.

Besides, not all men’s chests are flat.

And while I am not morally offended at the sight of any body part, there probably are good reasons of public health for both genders to keep their nether regions covered at least in an urban setting. Either that, or the “peflettis” that are available in public saunas will need to get much wider distribution.

@ 17

answer to you first question: genders are atrracted by their opposite sex differences, if you know what I mean.

And that’s why flat and broad male chest is more attractive for females than male’s tissit.

Why in western cultures it’s covered when eg. in Africa not – maybe because of the cold and urban culture.

And amazing thing: same guys that go wild seeing a tip of breast in the street, will not get the least interested sitting with many pairs of boobs in the public sauna.

Effect of temperature?:))

answer to you first question: genders are atrracted by their opposite sex differences, if you know what I mean.
ITA.
If I want to see female boobs, all I have to do is look down and peek inside my shirt. If I want to see a naked male chest, I have to make the effort of chasing my husband down and taking his shirt off. Sometimes he struggles. It’s all in the thrill of the hunt.

You mean Phil, some Finns might go racist after the black guys drop their pants?:

@ 20
Absolutely right: if we all remove our clothing, other than we might die of pheumonia, we will loose a lot of the sex appeal to the others. To the thrill of hunt I would add also the power of imagination.

I have always enjoyed the fake expression of repulsion, made by Americans, when they see public nudity or something else that doesn’t fit their narrowly defined sense of style or morality. It is as if they are required to produce that face, or else they might be accused, by their peers, of expressing tacit approval. In my experience, this is a common reaction among the religious (or religion influenced) segment of the American population. I find such cultural differences rather humorous lol

Well trained male chest and abdomen are anything but flat. Muscles create a distinct masculine curvature.

Maybe this skater was rehearsing for a Bollywood music video.

Hey, which one is more moronic and childish: Using “gay” as an insult or saying that all Finnish guys have a small penis?

Hey, definitely the latter. But the activity mentioned previously is still at least knapsu.

Hey, which one is more moronic and childish: Using “gay” as an insult or saying that all Finnish guys have a small penis?

I was trying to be as moronic and childish as possible with this post…so hopefully it’s a tie

See Anonymous – you prove the point. You ARE insecure if you take this word gay – which was nothing but a statement and the joke about black guys with their bigger than white males’ attributes (never measured or proved)- as an insult. And of course insult to Finns.
So, who is childish here??

@ Tussukka (in post 29.):

You are, dear Tussukka, you are.

You’re insulting, petty, sardonic and you seem to have double standards. It’s okay for you to throw around insults as “jokes” but if a Finn jokes in similar fashion about any other nationality you’re the first one there, raving and foaming from the mouth, accusing him of being an ignorant Finn and sentecing all the Finns to the lowest pits of hell.

I’m beginning to think that behind all this frustration, anger and rage of yours there lies something that is smelly and highly unattractive. Like some sort of an untreated yeast infection or something.

Hey, congrats Phil! With the new year you found yourself a couple of real eager posters in CMX and Nussuka!

And… On topic:

If they had more nudity in sports like this I am sure their ticket sales would skyrocket. However, I wouldn’t like to see, say, the Tour de France done in the nude.

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“Then why can’t women walk around topless? Who do we need to vote into office to get that changed?”

votes on Mswati III
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSL148259220080901

“its good to be king”

“but I worry they’ll be a spike in racism amongst Finns because of it”

Phil & the yanks just are worried everybodys going to start calling them a jew.

“Besides, not all men’s chests are flat.”

You want a pic of my manboobs? I make 16-year old girls jealous…

OH, and back to the original topic re: ice skating, heres my brummy mate doing some photography at the event
http://www.tomaswhitehouse.com/

Actually it’s more about landing the quad these days, Phil. Triple jumps are so 90′s. Except the axel but that’s three and a half rotations anyway.

But damn, our finngirls certainly can skate! 1st and 2nd spot after the short. Plus Kiira looked hot as ever.

Actually it’s more about landing the quad these days, Phil. Triple jumps are so 90′s. Except the axel but that’s three and a half rotations anyway.

Damn, our finngirls did well today! 1st and 2nd after the short. Plus Kiira looked hot as ever.

Meh, there can be art in it. The ISU does its best to stamp out any form of artistic value, and the best retired years ago. Professional is where it’s at, but as far as Finland is concerned, professional doesn’t exist.

Gotta feel bad for the girl, but it happens. They’re boobs. We all have them.

And I like ‘em!

Actually, Juice Leskinen actually had a song about hooters as promoting world peace:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4gc08l5my0
“Toisillensa vittuilee Ykä Bush ja Saddam Hussein,
On kummaltakin näkemättä jääneet turhan ussein… daisarit”

Actually it’s more about landing the quad these days. Triple jumps are so 90′s. Except the axel but it’s three and a half rotations anyway.

I wouldn’t say the best have retired. In America and Europe, yes, but Asia’s definitely where the stars are made today.

ill watch more often if this happends all the time!

I wish something like this happened in greco-roman wrestling. Those guys are absolutely scrumptious. Yummy.

Baseball and American Football..players keep crabbing their balls and touching other mens asses plus hitting each other…so gay I would say.
Ok watching male figure skaters is kinda gay but damn just look at the hot chicks in the singles or doubles!

Laura Lepistö, Susanna Pöykiö and Kiira Korpi: Damn we have some hot and talented chicks to show to the world! Go Girls!

Yeah! And nice nipple slip btw! maybe they should begin to do topless nights!

I dunno.

Is it really a sport when they wear tuxedoes and evening gowns with gold straps?

41. The skating (free program) that the women did today compares to running of 1500m track & field race…their pulses hit the same level.

“Is it really a sport when they wear tuxedoes and evening gowns with gold straps?”

Well didn’t the English word “sport” originally describe action that is supposed to be fun? Like drinking like a sponge with your mates could be called a sport as well (and often is) hunting game for fun or fishing for fun is sometimes referred as sport, throwing darts and playing pool are sports. I’m not sure if the word is even related with professional athleticism but just describes it well, hence the common use of it?

#41,42 I think that the physical effort involved in skating is ample reason to call it a sport.

Unlike car, and horse racing, the people are the ones whose energy is consumed. (I’m not saying that motor, and equestrian sports are not physically demanding on the driver or jockey.)

Chrissakes, of course it’s a sport! Just because the skaters don’t look as ugly as your average athlete doesn’t mean it’s not hard work. Dave is welcome to try if it looks too easy.

If golf and snooker are considered sports, then so is figure skating.

Ok, ass… What if the Premier League started wearing formal evening wear to their matches? Would that enhance or detract from the “sport?”

Call anything you want “sport” if you want, folks.

Just don’t call it NEWS.

Grr…

(can you tell I don’t really care for spectator sport?)

46. I could see David Beckham and Ronaldo(s) (both of them) giving a free kick wearing an evening gown.

There’s a lot of eroticism in the world of sports, of course. Personally I enjoy watching the bulging physique of the shot putters and the javelin and discuss throwers. Those hunky, beefy guys in their tight, form revealing spandex are truly.. inspiring.

#49: Of course, originally they were all nekkid and well-oiled. Sadly, the games were not equal-opportunity.

Americans are afraid of sexuality, male sexuality particularily. That’s why they clothe themselves in baggy shorts and sack-like shirts so that no hint of the male body would be revealed anywhere. It’s rather neurotic, actually. The “speedo”, which is regarded as the generic bathing suit in most European countries, raises eyebrows and giggles in an American audience. For some reason it’s considered “gay” or “unmasculine” for a guy to show of his body. It’s so bizarre.

Anonymous is afraid of names.

It’s so bizarre.

D’ya ever think it might have more to do with embarrasment over showing his beer belly than his John Thomas?

and the comedy bit of the day:
www youtube com/watch?v=Pwom49awRKg

Anonymous is funny. It’s not about sexuality as much as fashion. In America its hip to wear baggy pants,as it is in Finland among the kids, and speedoes do look funny if a guy is fat. That is why I dont wear one. I go swimming naked.
And bodybuilding is huge in America and that is all about showing your body so that does not work either Anonymous.
Americans are funny about anything that has anything to do of any human sexuality. Take consume more pornography than all the other entertainment industry put together, they produce most of the porn in the world, and yet when Janet Jackson nipple pops out during a song, they go ape shit.
I do not know why it is so, maybe it is about all those shrinks and their personal problems. One american friend of mine told me once that if he had seen his parents naked, his shrink would have a field day with that. He made his comment when I told him about traditional finnish sauna culture where families bath together totally nude, kids and parents, males and females all at once. To me it is funny that one had not seen his parents nude.
Maybe that explains the differences in our thinking?

Ops, typo. “They consume more” etc.

#37 – the best have retired. But they weren’t figure skaters anyway. They were ice dancers. It turns out that there were the only decent thing going in that category. Without them, there is no such thing as ice dancing, as the ISU well proved themselves with all their contest-fixing scandals.

Robin Williams take on figure skating
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfS5NORfG14&feature=related

I’m not a fan of figure skating either. But if you like spy stories, anything about CIA, KGB or James Bond himself, I encourage you to read this article.

en wikipedia org/wiki/Operation_Stella_Polaris

“Everything was for sale”

“Hallamaa quickly got down to business and offered 200 cases of Russian material to the U.S., along with the Finnish experts to process it, for a hefty price tag.”

“Months would pass before OSS would learn of the Finns’ double dealings”

Finns held the CIA as if they were goats in a leash. The flag of Finland should have a fox in it. It really should.

> Without them, there is no such thing as ice dancing,
> as the ISU well proved themselves with all their
> contest-fixing scandals.

What scandal? The only scandal were the stupid Estonians bitching and moaning and crying false when their competitor failed them. They must’ve learned a thing or two from the Russians.

Anonymous @30

Ha ha ha:)) See? You are really afraid that someone moight think Finnish gays and gays have smaller attributes than the black gizzer:))))))))
And you wanna see something really smelly and inattractive? Go to some public sauna with few Finnish “ladies”.

Mussuka does not have a idea what you do in sauna. You go there to clean yourself up. You know, wash yourself.
I bet that where ever you are from the ladies pussies smell lot worse than finnish ones after sauna. After sauna they are clean and nice, but where your nation lives, somewhere south I suppose, there is no such.
There you can find only really smelly women who sweat under the burden of hard labor because the men are too busy to sit under the tree chewing somekind of herbal drug and bullshit about their warrior status. That is, if they are not shooting innocent people and their friends in that drug induced stupor.
When I was in Africa I had the privilidge to smell the women and let me tell you, first thing I told them was to go wash themselves and take a bath for an hour or two. That is the ladies in university level, not on the street or in the bush. They might have been more clean than their sisters in the cities.

Another one. Do you people in Finland suffer from some imagination obsession plague?
Finnish women are considered quite often as dirty, ugly and neglected among the other WESTERN nations. Whoever gave you the idea I might be from south?:)))))))))
Unfortunately, my personal observations just confirm that. One sauna per week is supposed to keep a person clean? You joking or having some attack of stupidity?
As you wrote: after sauna they are nice and clean. Wjhat about BEFORE sauna? Whole week before sauna?

Tussukka, you vapid cunt, even you cannot be as idiotic as you portray yourself. Where did you get the absurd notion that Finns bathe only once in a week? On second thought, don’t answer. Your answer is bound to be as absurd as your previous comments.

>>>Tussukka, you vapid cunt, even you cannot be as idiotic as you portray yourself.<<<

Believe me, she is. Her style is 100% same (she is the same) as the style of one bitter, hatefull, foul-mouthed, envious woman on another board.

which board? uranus.fi?

Blah, she’s a troll…

#57 Ice dancing is for those who cannot make it in singles i.e. can’t jump. So they aren’t that great to begin with.

#59 I believe the scandal talk was about the fixed judging in Salt Lake City 2002. The crying of Estonians isn’t really a scandal. It’s rather pathetic.

#62 “As you wrote: after sauna they are nice and clean. Wjhat about BEFORE sauna? Whole week before sauna?”

Uhh.. they use their showers and bathtubs.

Most of the ice dance stuff has been fixed since the 90′s. The judges know who will win before the skaters skate. I know some ice dancers, and it’s pretty much true. The entire category just kind of sucks ass now.

67 – Yeah, to hell with any kind of artistic, we want to see teh jumps. The ice dancers I know can land triples. It’s not the point. OMG TEH JUMPS!

That’s why amateur skating sucks so hard.

62 Mussuka! I recommend you do like we do here: we bath once, twice a day. We also wash our mouths at least twice a day. In France, for example, according some research they bath once or twice a month. They wash their mouths twice a year. They also use soap very sparingly. What do you think about that scumbag?
This is the same shit that was told about finnish cavalry men during 30 years war in 1600′s. They were ragged and dirty etc according the french and german observers. Most incredible proof of their dirtyness was that they swam in the rivers like animals. They also bathed naked once a week if it was possible. This, according the observers, was a filthy habit of the animals. Yep.
For comparison, in the Louvre there was not a single toilet. Servants walked around with buckets during the fabulous dances and ladies and gentlemen relieved themselves in to the buckets right there in the ball.
One of the doctors in Louis XIV court was executed when he got tired and gathered the women of the court to the ballroom and declared: “the solution for all the womens health problems in this court is this: tub of hot water and some soap!”.
The whole parfume industry was created in France during this time because the revolting smell of the court ladies and gentlemen who did not bath but wiped themselves with parfumed clothes.
This, by the way, happened when finns had been bathin in sauna for about thousand years or so.

In this picture…i…see…………..***nipple-bomb***…
what is missing that would surely sex-xual-tit-i-late!?
In the GREAT EURO tradition of FEM-IN-INI-TY…the skating nymph never should of shaved her armpits…..picture THIS….THREEE ***BUSH***…..
for the price of one

Infinndel in rehab…

LOL:))
Write what you want to lying Finns. I have eyes and what more, a nose too. I live in Finland so I am surrounded by Finns. Therefore I state it once again: personal hygiene is at very low level, despite what Finnish propaganda says. Women around me (I also work with few) have very bad BO, hair like greasy haystacks (due to lack of shampoo or good hairdresser I don’t know?), they wear either no make-up on a pig pinkky face or too much of it making them look like Phantom of the Opera. Clothes and shoes are separate subject. One word for that- horror. Have you ever seen them polishing their shoes? Or ironing the clothes? Never. They are too BUSY.
Funny, I have met so many Finnish females by now that I know very well this clean to the bone theory is pure myth. Still they bark like dogs if you tell them what you see.

Don’t feed the troll.

Tussukka is a wind-up merchant who’s probably suffering from a personality disorder of somekind. At the very least (s)he seems to want a lot of attention and gets a kick whenever (s)he succeeds in provoking a reaction out of people. I’d say leave him/her be. Trolls only die when you don’t feed them.

What if I enjoy feeding trolls as a quasi-scientific experiment? Beats unnecessary cruelty to animals.

Mussuka. Get real! If you don’t get any finnish snatch don’t bitch about it here. It is pathetic. Go back to your own land a to try your luck there! Or maybe you don’t get any there either! DD That explains your bitterness! DDDDDD

Semms to me that again Finns cannot face the truth. I read these posts and have to agree with Mussuka. Finnish women are far from what we consider in Central Europe as feminine beauty. Quite the opposite. And my last Finnish girlfriend (aged 32) was a real dirty cow (love is blind but to some extend), so I see what Mussuka has in mind. Sure there are exceptions but for me – no more Finnish partner.

“And my last Finnish girlfriend (aged 32) was a real dirty cow (love is blind but to some extend”

Are you gay someone?

Something which baffles me very much about Finland: Finland is widely known as a country where women are fully liberated, and where women have acheived a high degree of equality with men.

But is still baffles me how men and women here seem to live such seperate social lives! Men and women here simply do not socialize together unless they are sexually linked. In schools(both secondary and tertiary) it is unusual to see groups of men and women together. You always see the boys in seperate groups, and the women in seperate groups. The same applies to the work environment.

This is really strange to me, where in the country I am from, it is not unususl to see boys and girls(men and women) together just having a good time as friends! A group of friends in my country would include both men and women. We consider it very sexist for men to want to be friends with just men, and exclude women from their friendship circle, and vice versa.

#80: Maybe those liberated women choose not to associate with men. It’s all about freedom of choice, mon.

To the other troll: calling Finnish women cows is highly insulting to Hindus, you insensitive racist scumbag. Furthermore, I am somewhat intrigued by the circumstances in which Tussukka has conducted her in-depth analysis of the cleanliness of Finnish females.

Sam da Ham, I am not from Africa, but I am a black person nonetheless! To say that African women , even those at University level, smell , is uncalled for.

I am black, and where I am from, we bathe at least twice a day. We also do not consider bathing in the sea as bathing. Before we go on the beach we bathe, and after coming from the beach we also bathe. We bathe before going to school/work, and before going to sleep. Sometimes we bathe 3 times a day and change clothing 3 times a day!

I am currently married to a Finn, ad his/her lack of hygeine causes a lot of friction in our marriage. When my spouse was in my country he/she bathed as much as I did. When I moved here, my spouse started bathing once every 3 days etc. Started wearing the same clothes for several days too! I COULD NOT BELEIVE IT !

I am also a student here, and at University here, the young ladies do smell bad at times, though not all of them. I remember once sitting with a group of young ladies at school, and a young Finnish lady in the group got up. I HAVE NEVER TAKEN SUCH A NASTY SMELL!
I had to make it very clear to the other members of the group that the nasty smell did not come from me, but from the chair recently vacated by a Finn. See, I had to explain that to them , since they would obviously jump to the conclusion that the black woman is the smelly one.

By the way, most Finns do not bathe before leaving the house in winter. They say it is too cold. So I always tell them that if I, who is from a tropical region , can bathe twice a day in the dead of winter, then they should too!!

Most Finnish women I know also use feminine hygeine wipes to clean their private parts daily, and only bathe once a week, when they use the sauna.

MORAL OF THE STORY? NOT ALL BLACK WOMEN SMELL.NOT ALL FINNISH WOMEN SMELL!!

CMQ, you are so right. That’s exactly what I observed here too. And I am not from Africa, neider I am black or from South etc. In fact I always belived in thoose clean and spotless stories about Finns untill I saw it myself.
First thing I did when I moved to here – I threw away most of my partners clothes – they were stinky and yellow where they should be white. I also amazed the other relatives of my partner by using their shower more often than on Saturday after sauna. Such a waste of water!
I know personally women, who wash their hair ONCE per week, unfortunately, other parts too.

So – to all Finnish hams, anonyms,wilskas and franklins – look in the mirror next time before you call someone else dirty. Or better take a good sniff of yourselves. You cannot fool anyone with your liberated idiotic talk.

Is there a wonder,

What the hell does this smelly women discussion have to do with figure skating??

But now that we’re at it, I strongly advice everyone to not try to cover up your natural odours. You choose your partner by their smell so that you could have children with strong immune system (has to do with MHC molecules). So people, don’t shower or use perfumes too much as it might lead you to pair up with the wrong person and then you’ll have sick babies together.

#84: I must add that those babies will also grow up to be internet trolls. Let that natural BO rip!

FF I don’t consider myself a troll, and only what I think about myself matters to me ! What you think about me has little impact on how I view myself!

I guess that you know where I am from. You also know that we have a very strong sense of identity! That is why men in my country kept their hair long, when the rest of the world considered it absurd to do so!

1) Tussukka’s pidgin reveals that “she” is Finnish.
2) So Phil, when are we going to get a post about Lex Nokia? Hmm? Oh yeah, we have libertarian free speech here.

C!M!Q!

Are! you! able! to! write! anything! without! exclamation! points? (!)

You may not consider yourself a troll but everyone else here think you are a cock.

These stories about smelly Finnish people are hilarious. I can’t recognize them at all in my surroundings. All the people that I know bathe or shower daily. Either Tussukka/CMQ has had a really bad luck in running into some dirty people or (s)he’s just trolling in his/her usual way and lying through his/her teeth.

The only time I’ve actually gagged because of someone’s horrible BO was when a black man waded into the same pool in a swimming hall. The smell that floated everywhere around him was unimaginable.. I’ve never smelled anything like that before that or after that incident and I hope I never will. Let’s just say that I got up from the pool rather quickly.

Actually, now that I think of it, I have smelled something similar before when boarding a public buss in Estonia. Kind of a rancid, old butter and a rotten fart mixed together. My eyes well up just from the thought.

# 88., you’re also a cock. A race-baiting cock.

I can’t help the fact that the guy was black. I also can’t help the fact that I’ve never experienced anything like that with Finns. If that’s racist then that’s just too bad.

I’d like to suck you as a male prostktute. Where’s the crazy lady from Boston anyway? Or the Australian krokodille?
This place sucks until we get them back …

I’m not keen on sucking, sorry, but, yes indeed, where are the mentally ill that made this blog until Pill decided to go adult? (Excuse my eglanti).

self-hating Finns all over again. Get a life you mongols!

This blog sucks.

I like this blog ’cause i get to see FINN-GIRL-NYMPH-NIPPLE
Then I get to fantasize about hairy armpits on skating nymph
My shrink in rehab says F.F.T. is like RORSCHARCH test
I’m waiting for med time,to get my haldol and ativan

happy happy joy joy!!

WHEEW!!….just got my evening prn standing order of psych meds…I never refuse the meds and I do not cause trouble in the med line
We got internet access for the residents in this institution…
here is home video i just uploaded ….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXZMZ-XvvzI
F.F.T. keeps me grounded in reality…Is that skating nymph
with large clumps of hair in her armpits …for….REAL!?

I just took my standing order of prn meds.. haldol and ativan
I don’t cause trouble in the med line….
My shrink says F.F.T. is like rorscharch test
We got internet access for the residents here
Here is my home movie of activities here at the ***NUT HOUSE***
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXZMZ-XvvzI

I took my haldol and ativan
F.F.T. is like a rorscharch test!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXZMZ-XvvzI

Anonymous: you just described in @88 exactly my feelings the first time I stepped into my partner’s sister’s flat in Helsinki. First smell of Finland:)Not very refreshing I have to add.
Woman of 40+, university degree, Finnish to her bone. The flat had that hard to describe stink, perhaps due to used diapers lying everywhere on the floor in the bathroom and living room, perhaps due to the fact that the liberated Finnish lady of the house was walking around in stretched old, grey looking and in a need of washing t-shirt ONLY (and I underline this ONLY as I was shocked to see anything like this!), uncombed hair and spreading that terrible smell around. The place looked like pigstale and so the owner fitted perfectly with her own stink into that. Time was around midday.
That was my first image of Finland, about 30 minutes after landing.
But not the last unfortunately as during my numerous years here I met more of similar cases, privately, at work and in public places -real stinky ones that call themselves liberated Finnish women.

Liberate yourself by all means ladies, but not from the water, soap or deodorant for God’s sake.Or sake of other passers-by.

Btw. does the term “pissikseet” sound familiar to you? That’s about some Finnish girls – wonder where the term came from:).

And Anonymous: what purpose would I have to lie about it?

You think that by calling me or others some ugly names or saying we lie you will change the reality , our opinions and observations? You must be really dumb. Brainwashing doesn’t work on everyone.
If you don’t recognize lack of hygiene around you maybe it’s because you became immune to that. I haven’t yet.

I just took my psych meds…I bin pacing the hallway all night and just can not get the Finnish skating nymph out of my mind!…we got internut access here at ***THE FUNNY FARM***
My shrink says seeing hairy armpits on skater is like Rorscarch test!
I see 3 ***BUSH***
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXZMZ-XvvzI

I bin pacing the hall all night here at the ***FUNNY FARM***
and I just took my haldol and ativan at the nurses station…
We got interNUT access here and I just can not get that Finn-NYMPH skater with the hairy armpits out of my mind…
My shrink says F.F.T. is like Rorscharch test!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXZMZ-XvvzI

No. 87, sorry that I am not a cold Scandinavian, void of emotions and feelings! The only way I can express those feelings in writing is to use exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s awful.

Poor CMQ. You sound so lonely. And so alone. And so lonesome. And so homesick. And so bored. And so solitary. And so unemployed. And so lost.

So very lost.

Mussuka, I also fear for your well-being. You appear not to know where you belong. You don’t seem happy. What used to be mild irritation (like new olfactory sensations) have now become full-blown fixations.

The crisis prevention center for foreigners works to help all foreigners living in Finland as well as their families to cope with psychological and social problems.

“First smell of Finland”

So you didn’t smell anything while at the airport? You didn’t smell anything when you took the bus/cab to you partners sisters place? You didn’t smell anything while interacting with the people all around in everywhere prior to arriving to your partners sisters place? Wow. Perhaps you had somekind of acute failure of the olfactory system? Or perhaps you just walked around holding your nose. What a grand entrance it must’ve been.

“during my numerous years here I met more of similar cases, privately, at work and in public places -real stinky ones that call themselves liberated Finnish women”

You know, that’s what you get when you hang out with the alcoholists under the bridge. Try to find some other social circles.

“And Anonymous: what purpose would I have to lie about it?”

What purpose do trolls have?

“If you don’t recognize lack of hygiene around you maybe it’s because you became immune to that.”

The only thing I can smell is something fishy, coming from your direction. Your talk is a load of BS so it’s no wonder that it reeks accordingly as well. Though the fishy part might come from somewhere else. Fortunately I’m becoming more and more resistant to your BS with each passing moment.

This is getting hilarious! Lets add some fuel to the fire!
CMQ you think you are some smart ass african, dontcha?
Sorry, dude, but I have lived in Africa. I can tell you from experience that you guys do not bath twice a day. You do not have fresh water for that shit.
Instead you may swim around open sewers and catch some nasty diseases, while imagining that you are taking a bath. You go swimming on a beach that has floating turds from the next town or village and other unsorted sewage coloring the greyish green mush you call ocean.
Your hygiene level is so low, that maggots are infesting in your crotches and bellies, you have bunch of flies shitting in your eyes and puss and rot is slowly dribbling down your bodyholes.
I have seen all this in Africa. But I guess that dying men, women, children and animals on your streets do not smell bad in Africa. Maybe they bath thrice a day?
What I learned in Africa was that the huge majority of africans are lazy liars who have the intelligence of six years old and behave like two years old.
Africans have far more natural resourses than europeans or americans, but they do not know what to do with that. They just sit under a fucking tree using drugs all day long bragging their warrior status which they get when they kill and rape women and children, while those same women and children work like horses all day long to feed their warrior men, who in return rape and kill them as thanks for their troubles.
That being said, some africans are very nice and smell good. Maybe some finns too?

I am as lonely and solitary as anyone with a spouse and children can be! HOMESICK; DEFINITELY YES, BUT LONELY, NO!!!

Maybe what no. 103 says about Africa is true. Have never been there myself. But I guess also that there are good areas in Africa also.

That’s OK, there are help groups for people like you.

They’re called travel agencies.

I just took my meds at ***the funny farm***
WE got internut access here…My shrink said F.F.T.is like a rorscharch test….When I look at skating nymph…i see nipple and 2 ***bush*** under armpits…Here is home video of my vacation at
***the farm***
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXZMZ-XvvzI

infinndel in rehab:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXZMZ-XvvzI

Elevator: if there are groups of help for foreigners, where then do YOU get your help? Seems that you were left alone with your own frustration and mind full of crappy propaganda to deal with.
But if you find some “we help you to open your eyes” society for Finns, please enroll and take Anonymous and this poor kinkku slice with you.
After they take sauna of course, so perhaps on…Saturday.

And sleep well – we, foreigners, seem to be much happier here that the natives. Most of us have nice homes, jobs and steady partners. We may not like Finns but we like our lives. These post don’t complain about our OWN lives.
Some foreigners might remain unemployed – still they hardly turn into drunk rednecks like the original born in Suomi leftovers.
You guys with all your well-being crap, your hygenic, almost sterilized lifestyle ))) and extremely “high” education, fantastic booming economy ?? and demand for your products all around the world )), your high salaries and even higher taxes, eqal rights and all other bullshit you sell to yourselves and try to the others – you seem on an everyday level as one sad and unhappy bunch of lost people to me and many other visitors. Divorced, single, with either no parents or no kids to look after you, turning to alcohol for help, not able to spell your own thoughts to anyone, suicidal and always lying to everyone you meet – even own relatives.
Some very important thing must be missing in Finnish life.

You fucking idiot Mussuka, if you knew anything about me and my posts you would know that I am most not a native Finn… I was born and raised in the US.

Dumb ass retard.

You know what? You really sound like you just need a friend or two, Mussuka. I wonder why that would be so difficult?

No, actually I don’t. And I am certain it has nothing to do with the color of your skin or the aroma of the ladies.

One possibility could be your personality.

Dave, it is hopeless. These guys are beyond any help. They are stuck here with their fingers up in their ass and hate everything around them but will not do anything to change their situation. What can you say? Nothing. Just wonder how different humanbeings can be.
PS. He REALLY needs a friend but who would want that kind of an asshole as a friend? Another arsehole?

I also vote for a Lex Nokia article! Hank? Anyone? I don’t see Phil writing that, though. Not because of any connection with Nokia, but because there’s nothing to giggle about with that topic.

I definitely would not want to sit anywhere in the vicinity of 10km from you two. One good friend is better than a bunch of morons, so I skip on you.

Btw. you have extremely “intelligent” way of expressing your thoughts Elevator, language straight from sewer. Fits perfectly with the kinkku prat anyway.

Funny you mention my “oooh bad language” but you neglected to note that you were dead wrong about my nationality.

Listen… There are all kinds on this blog. Some are assholes like me and we mostly get along, some are even bigger assholes and they eventually get tired and leave. Just try to be less of an asshole, and you’ll fit right in.

See, even me and sam can get along when it comes down to it — you should have heard some of the exchanges we have had here — but there is a time for being a dick and there is a time for peace.

Choose your battles a bit more wisely, mussuka, and you might find yourself wondering what the big deal was all about in the first place.

He he he, this thread made my day. I fart into your general direction. Now I have some inspiration of writing about smelly folk. Keep on going!

This made your DAY?

Write a few more riveting posts that get all of 2 comments in the coming decade, that’ll get us real hyper.

Blimey! Might start watching it too …

I think you are all idiots, but mussuka is the worst.

Very nice site!