I got this one, from VR.

After gollege pusero, argeo- and gynegologi, holiday flights to bloody Thaimaaseen and one member of parliament writing about klopalisaatio, I think mastering english is pretty much over the top.

And doesn’t allways only have one letter ‘l’ in it. Damn you English-speakers and your Engrish!

Not to forget the letter guu, the corner bubi (bublic house), Goga-Gola, abbelsiinit, golitsi-pusero, etc.

What’s the opposite of Megapussi?

It’s a plastic freight container called the Mini-Cont… Imagine the look on the poor Brits face on the other end of the phone line when I told him that my client is a Finnish company who’d like to know if you’d be interested in hearing more about their great product called the…

#2: And let’s not forget the neverending guest to find the Q in the GWERTY keyboard. Granted, it is an issue affecting spoken rather than written language.

Indeed, guu was already covered in #4. That and the misapplication of “ketä” are for some reason particularly annoying to me. Yhdys sana vamma also scores pretty high. Eventually we’ll probably just dispose of joined words to accommodate the retardation of the general population.

Even the Swedish translation doesn’t look terribly promising.

lappeen Ranta
säker het instruktion

euron pussi, munkkipussi, muovipussi, paperipussi, namipussi, hedelmäpussi, roskapussi…. so many pussies…

Even the Swedish translation doesn’t look terribly promising.

“Orsakande av fara åt andra eller dig själv kommer at avsluta din körning.”

Indeed.