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25.11.2008

God hates Finland

Tags: Everything — Author: @ 8:59 am

LOL!! This church is hysterical. Finns are a bunch of Godless people? I know!! That’s one of the reasons why I love Finland so much!

They attempted to do this last year in Finland, but according to them, it’s illegal to picket “God Hates Fags” in Finland (is it?). Now they’re picketing outside the Finnish consulate in Oregon.

Kalevi K. was at the scene! Here’s some photos…

Anyway, there were 4 or 5 people there protesting, the girls were 16, 17 and 25 years old. Would have thought teh 16 year would have been in school? These people were nice, but very very nieve. They had no idea way they were there. They kept repeating over and over again, probably what their dad told them to say…


Since when did Finns ever have asses like that?!


Yes yes…you’re embarrassed cause you’re lunatic father forced you to come here?


Pretty hot!! …for a fag-hater and all. Maybe she’d move to Finland with me?


It’s got to be hard to hold up those signs all day.


*President* Antichrist Obama to you, bitch!


“Hi Mom! Look at me! I’m an attention whore trying to get on Finland for Thought!” LOL!!


“Filthy, Foolish, Finns!!” Uhh uhhh, how about “farty”! and “fat”! …and “fartheaded”! We’re so clever…

  • Anonymous

    Have you noticed how all those people in the Phelps cult, including these retarded bitches in these pictures, look the same? They’re probably all eachother’s brothers and sisters and I don’t mean it in the spiritual sense. Such wide smiles. It’s a wonder how those white trash still have all their teeth after such a long period of inbreeding.

  • Phil C

    And they say people on the left are weird…

  • http://www.finlandforthought.net Phil

    I saw a documentary on their ‘church’ a few months back, basically it’s just one big family, not a church at all.

  • Ropeman

    “Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, but i’m not sure about the first one” A. Einstein

  • Anonymous
  • Hank W.

    “They attempted to do this last year in Finland, but according to them, it’s illegal to picket “God Hates Fags” in Finland (is it?).”

    Probably not illegal, but very detrimental to health… they might get it up the ass.

    actually 2Peter 2:12 describes the WBC pretty good:

    12
    But these people, like irrational animals born by nature for capture and destruction, revile things that they do not understand, and in their destruction they will also be destroyed, suffering wrong as payment for wrongdoing.

  • http://www.finlandforthought.net Phil

    Here’s 2 Pet: http://www.usccb.org/nab/bible/2peter/2peter2.htm

    Ohhhh….I thought it was some sort of weird beastiality joke they made.

  • Keksi

    Haha, what’s up with the animosity? :) Isn’t ‘fag’ kind of a demeaning word even for a ‘church’ to use. Oh well, another buncha brainwashed airheads. Apparently in this church it’s ok though to execute gangbangs with your family and neighbours.

  • sam the ham

    Check out the shirts with Obama the Devil! I want one. Without the texts ofcourse. They look cool!:-D
    Yeah, there was a tv documentary of this “church” and it looked like it really is a large extended family in question. Well inbred and very very clanish too. At the top of the pile sits a grand daddy who has the full control of all these people. I bet he has more than that if he wishes with these gals… Jesus Christ!
    I think it is actually against the law to demonstrate against “fags” in this country, as it is illegal to demonstrate against any faction, group or religion of people. And that is funny if these nutties really tried to come over here.
    But didn’t these nuts also said that king of Sweden is going to hell too, along with our president, people and cattle? I bet their hell is much more humane place than their heaven, so reserve few seats for me too. As a practicing pagan I really want to go there. :-D

  • v.i.lenin
  • http://leaderboard08.blogspot.com Helsinkian

    Does anyone know if their picketing of Heath Ledger’s funeral worked out? They made a big publicity stunt after the actor’s death saying they’ll picket the funeral because he portrayed a gay character in a movie.

    Cult leader Fred Phelps also seems to have anti-semitic tendencies since he used the term “Christ-rejecting Jew” in connection with a college student whose funeral was on the long list of funerals for the church to picket.

    It’s interesting how this cult both hates gays and people who “reject Christ”. They’re pretty silent on Iran. After all, Iran’s religious leaders aren’t Christians. But homosexuality is punished there and the country’s president says there are no gays in Iran. I mean Phelps has this “God hates…” stuff about every country where gays have rights. So I guess he doesn’t really hate countries like Iran so much.

    The obvious conclusion is that Phelps’s Christ likes those countries that are both Christian and homophobic best. Zimbabwe’s president Mugabe is a homophobic Christian. So if other countries flags get treated in a bad way by the cult, Zimbabwe’s has actually been embraced by WBC as a symbol of Christian hatred of gays.

  • http://leaderboard08.blogspot.com Helsinkian

    Today they’re picketing Croatia’s consulate in Pittsburgh.

    From WBC:s website:

    “Are you kidding me? Of course God hates Croatia. They know that the curses of God abide upon them. All these centuries they have gone after false gods, and went about to establish their own form of government, and the whole world knows they are violent beasts in that nation.”

    What can I say, these people are sick. But basically they have the names of most of the countries on earth, tell each country that God hates especially them, it gets a bit nauseating in the end but they want to be seen in the media of as many countries as possible. If Croatia hasn’t gotten that much of their attention before, they might make news there if they’re lucky.

  • Bart

    I never realized God was into hate :) imagine that, I always was taught he unconditionally loved every person, learn something every day

  • v.i.lenin

    @12: I am eagerly waiting to find out whether God also hates Andorra, Lichtenstein, Monaco, and (of course) San Marino. Not to mention Vatican City, being full of bleedin’ Papists!

  • Anonymous

    The skanky old harpy from hell that’s second in charge in the cult:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKDTCgqYK1Y

  • sam the ham

    One country tehy really should go after; Canada. It is after all, normal civilized society which has national health care and other demonic practices so near this cult. Gays must be running that country too!
    I wonder how those chicks really feel when they hear about sexual pleasures from their college friends and others. They must be in really deep sheit there.
    Actually in that tv doecumentary these girls looked like they had some impure thoughts in them because when they were asked about sex and dating, they went blushed. So, sin is likely wiggling its way in to this community…

  • Anonymous

    And out of all places this “demonstration” took place in Beaverton…

  • Keksi

    @17 – SPOT ON :D

  • Antti rn

    “God hates Finland”

    Indeed, considering the neighbours and such.

  • x

    They’re ignorant, crazy and God hates their village too.
    With their racism and uneducation about sex partners marriage divorce contraception evolution human lives, with their misticism and taboos they’re gonna be quite strewssed. lol.
    Incredible those two boards: god hates you (on a reggae like flag) and America is doomed.

  • Chris

    Why dont they like cigarettes???

    :D

    Chris

  • Kemper Boyd

    Well thank god not all Finns have fallen under the ire of FAGS:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9WIMPzD6maU

  • zimora
  • sam the ham

    Check out the last picture! Is that wet spot between her legs?? Is she so excited she’s doing fergies (the singer who pissed in her pants during a show)?

  • born there

    hahaha, i love those signs, they are soo right on the money :-) fags, hahahah

  • born there

    yeh, Finland has a high population of Bi sexual males, ganna pass the fags across the ocean soon.

  • Olli

    You know, Phil, you might want to reconsider doing entries like this, cause there’s going to be a lot of Finnish bigots who will use these photos in their never-ending quest to generalise Americans. I would know. At least in America these nuts are a minority.

  • sam the ham

    Looking at those poor chicks, I think they should go out, have a couple beers, smoke a joint, fuck around, go to Raves, do little gambiling and then attend a heavy metal concert. Most of all they should get some good decent sex and lots of it. That would change their hearts.

  • N. Siinistö

    “Fag Finland” has a certain ring to it. The Finnish tourist board should use it in their ads.

    Fab Finland!
    Fag Finland!
    Fantastic Finland!

  • Another Anonymous

    It’s really sad that Christianity is represented by these people in such an inaccurate way. They really ought to read their Bibles more before quoting it at other people.

    If God were to hate Finland for what it is today, then they can assure themselves that God hates today’s America too.

  • Anonymous

    @ 24 “Check out the last picture! Is that wet spot between her legs?? Is she so excited she’s doing fergies (the singer who pissed in her pants during a show)?”

    My thoughts exactly!

  • sam the ham

    #30 Hey, thats what they are saying! God hates everybody and all the countries, besides Iran and other countries like that in which there is some decency and God fearing morals. Afganistan is so and so now when talebans are no longer in helm.
    So as long as you have sex and nobody is stoning you to death, God is on your case. Which makes me think: think what kind of sexual experiences these guys muts have had to make them think like that. Pity they haven’t met better lovers. Darn!

  • Dave the Revelator

    Sam, I believe that the “fergie” as you put it is actually the shadow of the photographer’s elbow.

    Filth brain.

  • Freeridin’ Franklin

    I wonder if they sell T-shirts. “GOD HATES YOU” would be kind of cool. And “FAG FINLAND” would probably sell like hot cakes in the DTM queue.

  • Hank W.
  • Freeridin’ Franklin

    #35: WMDz! Someone just earned a gig at Gitmo while it’s still up&running.

  • sam the ham

    #33 Damned Dave! I was really excited! Maybe God really hates Finland? :-D

  • Z-infinndel the jenki dogg

    Finland hates god because of Global Warming! :-)

  • http://koti.phnet.fi/bevertje/ majava

    Beaverton? Without beaver huh?
    Homer Simpson was right: ” “Kids are the best, Apu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate.”

  • Travola

    First Conan O’Brien hates my Homeland and now it’s the God too, oh no! Do you still have that green card lottery going on?

  • Finn

    Hey, Finns! We can make a sign; ”God hates U.S.A, U.S.A is Gay!

  • x

    Then send them to that village where they started the fuss, if that village is findable. lol

  • sam the ham

    I got one question for these bible toutin bozoes: if God is everything, that is God created humanbeing in Gods image, then gays are also Gods images, and so God has to be gay. Right?

  • Z-infinndel the jenki dogg

    God created man in his image….HE must be really ugly!

  • x

    But how ugly? With what features? Black or Blond? (Woman or Man?)
    Primitive or cyberpunkrocker?

  • Beware indeed

    Hot (and wet?) girls who believe anything they are told? Where do I sign up? How do we get them here?

  • untitled

    Seeing such trash as this always makes me feel a little provoked for a moment but after simply thinking about it for at least couple of seconds, I feel rather sorry for the (brainwashed) people who really seem to blindly believe in “absolute truths” they have been taught by their (sick) parents or other powerful figures at a time in their lives when they have been very receptive. When being a child and believing whatever you’re told for example. Or when they have had hard time in their lives (mental problems, anxiety, loneliness etc.) and therefore have seeked for acceptation. That’s common in every religion though. (sorry for my not-quite-good English)

  • Antti rn

    “Hot (and wet?) girls who believe anything they are told? Where do I sign up? How do we get them here? ”

    Hmmm, I believe domestic pississies meeting the specification are quite abundant.

  • Beware indeed

    “Hmmm, I believe domestic pississies meeting the specification are quite abundant.”

    They’re not legal.

  • Antti rn

    Well, maby if you are referring to legal limits in the degree of retardation or drunkenness, but I know some protopississies from the 80′s and now, being in class reunion recently at my early 40′s, I can assure you some things do never change.

    So age shouldn’t be a problem.

  • sam the ham

    Hey guys, the point would be fuck these chicks. Not just anybody.

  • MR

    And why would the Finns care if some imaginary thing hates Finland? :)

  • Hank W.

    #51 Hey guys, the point would be fuck these chicks.

    And in ze German way
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qIeBNaIr98

  • Michael Moore

    #53

    Hey there’s also a Finnish band doing that song!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg_LA3KkIJc

  • Hank W.

    You find a few common ones with Klamydia/Lokalmatadore… they even do a language exchange.

    Klamydia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3HfEjR7oOQ
    Lokalmatadore: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v75WjrrxnrM das war Finnisch

  • No Name

    “All Finns have abandoned God.” LOL

    Yeah, that’s right. Every single one of us. :D

    But yeah, I wish I lived in Sweden, coz it’s so much better than this lame Finland. ;)

  • fagget

    ddddddd

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  • finhater

    Have you met Lotta Lansio, a bitch that will do anyone and think she still has the say. Most any guy can doo her, bitch is not selective. Good Luck Look her up…

  • Who cares

    I just hope that all of you Church loving shitheads just die .
    Church = brainwashing
    Church = money money money …
    Church = yeah right ….jeebus -_- (fucing hippie fuck)

    and yeah btw take a look at the mirror

  • A disturbed Finn
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