My First Trip to the Public Dentist
Continuing with this month’s “Beating a dead horse”-campaign here on Finland for Thought, I thought I’d share experiences from my first trip to the public dentist in Finland. As you probably know, Espoo city didn’t take appointments for check-ups until this year due to the severe lack of resources. And as you probably know, unlike the private dentist, they won’t take you in for a cleaning until you’ve had a check-up.
So my girlfriend and I go in for check-ups at our local healthcare center in Nöykkiö, we booked these appointments six months ago, it was the earliest appointments we could get. And what a surprise, my teeth need cleaning! So the earliest appointment I could get was two months from now.
But here was the non-sarcastic surprise – every time I visit the dentist I’m told I need my right wisdom teeth removed, I’ve been told this since I was a teenager. But this public dentist told me I don’t need them removed! Thanks Doc, you’re saving me pain and money! After 15 years of fucked up wisdom teeth, they’ve finally miraculously cured themselves on their own accord! …either that or the public dentist doesn’t want to pay for my operation – but I’m thinking it was an immaculate fixing brought down upon me from by the heavens from Jesus.
So I’ll be visiting the dentist again in January. Meanwhile my girlfriend was told she doesn’t need to come back for another FOUR YEARS! WOW!! We were always told you need to visit the dentist once a year, but the public dentist must have went to a different dentist school (in the UK?) or something. …or maybe it was another act of Jesus?!? Praise the Lord!!
I received my dentist bill in the mail yesterday. 23 euros ($34 US) just for a check-up. “Free” healthcare in the welfare state, eh? The last time I visited the private dentist was at ORAL in Helsinki, I was charged just 20 euros, but I had a coupon.
Oh, and on the way out the dentist recommended I use “Hedley & Wyche: The British Toothpaste”…




