Expel stoned Finnish tuba players
A proposal by Minister of Education Sari Sarkomaa (Nat. Coalition Party) to expel students who have substance abuse problems from social and health care institutions of education has shocked Finnish nursing students. The minister says that schools should be able to expel students whose dependence on intoxicants might endanger patient safety when they are at work.
[...]Under the law, a student in vocational training can lose the right to study if he or she is incapable of working in the profession itself. In practice, this rule is applied only to musicians and air traffic controllers, but Sarkomaa wants to extend the practice.
WTF?? Musicians?? Yes, a stoned tuba player is certainly a serious public safety hazard – thank God these pot smoking tuba players are caught as students, cause they could do some real damage working as a professional.
Actually I think drugs should be a prerequisite for music students. Maybe that’s why the Finnish music scene isn’t as big as it should be, cause they keep kicking out all the potheads. I bet Jari Sillanpää never once tried drugs.
Helsingin Sanomat must have made a typo, maybe they meant “Magicians”. Casting a Level 9 Fireball while smoking Pixie Dust and drinking Dragon Juice can be a deadly combination for you and your loved ones. Below is an example…





