Alcohol taxes to increase
Well the alcohol crisis in Finland has been solved! No more drunk drivers, no more winos in the streets, no more punk kids breaking bottles, no more trips to the emergency room. We’ll finally go back in time to 2003, a much better time in Finnish history, when alcohol was used but once a year for weddings and special occasions…
Taxation on alcohol beverages is also to increase. The tax on spirits will go up by 15 percent. The price of a bottle of grade 3 middle beer will increase by five cents, wines by about 20 cents.
Young people all over Finland are crying out, “Five more cents a bottle?!?! Looks like I’ll have to give up drinking and getting laid, and study at the library instead!”
Politicians are crazy if they think this will effect people’s drinking habits one bit. All it will do is make Finland’s poor a little poorer, and that will lead to even greater social ills.





