Lame.

Speaking of ice, I’ve been skiing down here on the frozen ocean (Gulf of Finland) the last few nights—usually about 3:00 in the morning. It’s a short walk from where I live.

Winter came late this year, but it’s nice to be out skiing nonetheless. Just wish it would snow more.

Seriously, if they get in the book, 46 of us from the blog are going down there and gonna rip that record a new a-hole!

So they managed to find something that there was no record of yet, so what? Big deal. You’re acting like it’s some huge injustice. Boohoo.

Oh wait, you’re about to tell us that this is in some way just another example of the evil welfare state at work, corrupting decent people to do lame Guinness records on publicly paid ice. Oh, the Humanity!

Yup. That’s how it goes, it ain’t a record before it’s done once Maybe you and Phil Jr. can break the record, har har

What a gay record nonetheless.

I wonder if there are any Guinness entries involving urination….

Just thinking out loud

Bit off topic, but winter sports anyway:

Q: Why’s the events like Finlandia-crosscountry ski held anyway?

A: It’s easy way to get all lunatics in finland counted and numbered annually.