No wonder American kids are fat!
I was reminiscing about my elementary school days (ages 5 to 10) with my girlfriend, I found that my old school had a website. Check out the lunch menu – Sausage & Pancakes, Spicy Chicken Strips w/ Corn Bread, Taco Salad w/ Baked Doritos, Pop Tarts, Breakfast Pizza, Cinnamon Filled Pretzel (for breakfast), Corn Dog, Flapstick (?), and some shit called “Assorted Power Wheels” – no wonder American kids are fat! And the government wonders why so many parents are against the idea of a “free lunch” for the kids.
Oh and get this, the name of my school was “Prettyboy Elementary“, and check out January 5th’s menu items, they’re serving “Tossed Salad”. And somehow I made it past the 5th grade as a heterosexual.





