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14.9.2006

Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb, EU’s Sex Bomb

Tags: Uncategorized — Author:   @ 9:55 am

First is was the school system, now it is the Prime Minister. The Guardian writes

He may dress like a bureaucrat – he wears boring two-piece suits, severe rectangular glasses and the straightest haircut in Christendom – but Vanhanen is a Finnish sex bomb.

I would have half-heartedly expected Chirac to introduce Vanhanen as “bad in bed” to Zapatero, but it seems now that if we’ve impressed Prodi with the food Chirac got to do something to avoid rotten eggs.

Which brings us back to Chirac. Speculation suggests that he made his flattering observation in an attempt to make up for his past gaffes against the Finns. Last year, he said Finland had the worst food in the world and, just last week, he was reported as describing the Finnish foreign minister as incompetent (a comment Chirac’s office denied). This week, when not describing Vanhanen as a stud, Chirac has been busy kissing the hand of the Finnish president, Tarja Halonen. But given the Finns’ propensity for the down-to-earth, it seems unlikely to get him anywhere. “Finns don’t like flashy personalities,” says one of the journalists. “Chirac would never be successful here”.

  • Olli

    I kinda find Vanhanen sexy. Not that I’m gay or anything, but they say there’s a little gay person inside everyone, and if I had to choose a male politician to marry, I’d definitely go for Matti.

  • http://www.axis-of-aevil.net/ hfb

    LOL…Chirac was likely being sarcastic. Is there going to be any real news out of this Finnish EU presidency or is it just going to be tabloid quality headlines of Chirac taking the piss and mumblings about raising the alcohol tax for another few months?

  • Boyle

    It depends on what media you follow. Obviously tabloids are the main source for “Finlandforthought”. Haven’t seen the ad for Seiska -yet.

  • http://www.axis-of-aevil.net/ hfb

    Boyle – Some of these stories run in the HS so….but there has been little of note out of this presidency and it’s already mid-sept.

  • Boyle

    There isn’t much happening at this point of the year in the EU anyways. July-August, everybody was on vacation, even the EU. There will be major summits in October/November, and only part of them have any logistical impact right in Finland. It’s just the Presidency of the Council, one of the 3 main organs of the union.

  • http://www.finlandforthought.net Phil

    I bet Merja Vanhanen is kicking herself in the ass right now! :lol:

  • Åboy

    There’s nothing to be ashamed of, Olli. :) Alfred Kinsey suggested in his famous study of human sexuality that there’s at least a little bit of bisexuality in the majority of people. According to his findings he produced an interesting continuum about the human sexuality. Something like this:

    http://www.indiana.edu/~kinsey/research/ak-hhscale.html

    Go find yourself. ;)

  • Freeridin’ Franklin

    I kinda find Vanhanen sexy.

    That’s way too much information to digest. It isn’t even Friday.

    Seriously, this form of sexual deviance seems to be so common that it deserves a name and a Wikipedia entry.

  • Olli

    lol

    Look, guys, it’s not like he’s on the top of my list. Besides, I’ve got a gf already, so I’m all set anyway.

  • Hank W.

    Obviously tabloids are the main source for “Finlandforthought”.

    Guardian a “tabloid”? Duh Pleez…

  • Antti (the redneck one)

    I have long time ago given up the quest of understanding, why person A finds person B sexy, especially if person A happens to be a woman. My own criterions are, of course, perfectly measurable and logical…

  • m

    Come on Boyle, HS is a tabloid compared to Guardian.

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