50,000 dorks
Okay, so <_brag>I’ve been to Monaco for the F1 race<_ /brag>, albeit the Thursday warm-up session – and I don’t even really like F1, or any car racing for that matter (NASCAR is mos def the worst). So I can’t understand why 50,000 people would come from all over Finland to watch a F1 car do six laps around a Helsinki city block, the entire affair took six minutes. According to the article, most people didn’t even see the car – and they called this the “Helsinki City GP”… WTF?? It reminds me of the Kalahari Bushman tribe’s first encounter with a Coca-Cola bottle.
There were some security problems with the huge crowd as well. In order to get a better view, some F1 enthusiasts climbed up to the roofs of kiosks, shopping malls, telephone booths, and to scaffolds. Some of the vantage points were truly precarious.
It took some time to chase people out of the dangerous places, as many ignored the organisers’ loudspeaker announcements. Hence the show that was scheduled to start at 3.00 p.m. was delayed.





