Valentines in Finland
I’m gonna be honest here – I cannot for the life of me understand why women like flowers. I know they like them, and I know to get them, but I can’t understand why women feel the way they do when they receive them. I think it’s one of those mysteries men will never really figure out.
Finland’s “Friend’s Day” is far superior to America’s “Valentine’s Day” in every single way. As an American man, you’re expected to dip deep into your savings each year and buy your girl jewelry…plus dinner, plus flowers. Ummm…wasn’t Christmas like fucking yesterday?? In Finland, you just get your girl some flowers and chocolates. I know some of you Finnish men out there are saying to yourself, “Valentines isn’t a Finnish thing, I’m not getting my girl anything”, and you’re sitting here right now wondering why your girl seems pissed at you.
You see, I screwed up bigtime years ago. Our first two Valentines together, my girlfriend and I were in the states. So the first Valentine’s Day, I got my girl fancy pearl earrings. For the second Valentine’s Day, I got her fancy diamond earrings. …Do you see the problem already? Every gift after that will be compared to those first gifts, and they’ll never be able to compete. I have no idea what I got her for our third Valentine’s Day, I was broke and unemployed in Finland at the time, the present was probably something like a promise to “have my drinking under control this holiday.” This year I got her flowers, champagne, strawberries, and chocolates. And get this – we just killed the top row of chocolates and pulled away the plastic container to raid the second row…and there was no second row!! Don’t you just hate that?!
So Valentines has been popular in the U.S. since God knows when, this Friend’s Day has only been around in Finland since ?? (the 90′s?) I just asked my Finnish girlfriend if her father has ever gotten her mother anything for Valentines and she burst out in laughter…so it’s obviously a new tradition. You gotta wonder – how the hell do you introduce a holiday to an entire country? Where was the Finnish army when these corporate greeting-card whores infiltrated the borders a couple decades ago? There’s been many positive things about American culture’s invasion of this country, Valentine’s Day is one of the negatives. Mark my words (I’m dead serious when I say this) – July 4th American Independence Day will be a national holiday in Finland by 2010. This country will be littered with American flags, fireworks and BBQ grills starting very soon.





