10% of Finnish men don’t know if females can orgasm to begin with
Finns aren’t exactly known throughout Europe for their performance in the bedroom…
If you are a woman, don’t bother with Finnish men. In bed, they are almost always clumsy little boys or primitives. They don’t even want to know about foreplay, they just rush into the main course, and when it is over, they immediately turn their backs and fall asleep.
Neither should you bother with a Finnish woman. A Finnish woman excepts you to do everything in bed, while she herself remains completely passive. As long as your performance is adequate, the woman will cook and clean up for you. But, as you know Finnish cooking – don’t bother.
But this new survey from pharmaceuticals company Bayer may prove otherwise…
A recent Internet survey by pharmaceuticals company Bayer shows that the majority of Finnish men consider it of utmost importance that also the woman orgasms during lovemaking, especially men under the age of 35. A quarter of Finnish men thought orgasms were not always necessary for good sex.
Ms. Suomalainen’s third-grade class appeared to be just as confused about the survey questions as the tenants of the Utsjoki Retirement Castle…
One man in ten quizzed did not know if the fairer sex can orgasm to begin with, or did not know what an orgasm was. The older the man, the more difficult it was for him to recognize if the woman orgasmed.
All I have to say is that this Finnish woman is VERY satisfied with and by her Finnish man. Survey or no survey.
And apparently, Phil, your lady must be doing something right since she’s kept you here for three years.
Comment by Anzi — Fri, Sep 23rd, 2005 @ 1:54 pm
“The older the man, the more difficult it was for him to recognize if the woman orgasmed.”
I think it is difficult for a man of any age to tell, if she really…Oh well, I bet many of the Utsjoki retirement castle tenants might have been living in houses, where the whole family slept in the same room, especially on the winter time, and one didn’t *orgasm*, because the kids would wake up.
In many country places, these things have been a bit of taboo, even between the spouses. On the other hand, I have been working with some 70+ years old pa’s on a hay field and you don’t want to know some of their recollections of life in the old days.
Comment by Antti (the redneck one) — Fri, Sep 23rd, 2005 @ 2:39 pm
There’s a country called “Greek”? I’ve never been. Now that I know the men in Greek are better lovers, I think I’ll be sure to steer my wife in the opposite direction.
Comment by Arttu — Fri, Sep 23rd, 2005 @ 3:01 pm
The page you liked to is a really good laugh. I especially love the “current” map of Finland.
Comment by Anzi — Fri, Sep 23rd, 2005 @ 3:27 pm
I like herra Paaivirta’s piece about America,http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/hate/USAHate.html 
Comment by Philip — Fri, Sep 23rd, 2005 @ 7:52 pm
Finnish women orgasm only at the thought of how they can put the man down.
Comment by Hank W. — Sat, Sep 24th, 2005 @ 4:13 pm
Hank W,
You made my sunday nite a full laughter nite!!
Thanx!!!
Comment by finndistan — Sun, Sep 25th, 2005 @ 9:26 pm
Comments 6 & 7 just go to show that the guys who talk the most, do the least.
Comment by Anzi — Sun, Sep 25th, 2005 @ 9:34 pm
Hanks answer to every question on that survey was “who cares”
Comment by Phil — Sun, Sep 25th, 2005 @ 11:38 pm
Hanks answer to every question on that survey was “who caresâ€
Ha! That’s funny!
Comment by Anzi — Mon, Sep 26th, 2005 @ 12:37 am
Hey, I don’t need to do much. A flick of the tongue and its multiple ones… and then we gets to business
Comment by Hank W. — Tue, Sep 27th, 2005 @ 1:53 am
Just ’cause you talk the talk don’t mean you walk the walk, if you know what I’m saying.
Comment by Anzi — Tue, Sep 27th, 2005 @ 10:18 am
So when was your hubby away on business oh bored housewife?
Comment by Hank W. — Tue, Sep 27th, 2005 @ 10:57 pm
So when was your hubby away on business oh bored housewife?
You got the wrong gal. Not a housewife and not a cheater. Go and ask someone else.
Comment by Anzi — Wed, Sep 28th, 2005 @ 10:26 am
That was supposed to be sarcasm.
Besides which all women are cheaters. But you’re right, don’t do anything around the house these days, can’t even cook or sew a button.
Comment by Hank W. — Wed, Sep 28th, 2005 @ 2:05 pm
lol
Comment by joku — Wed, Oct 5th, 2005 @ 5:13 pm
LOL, so not true
Comment by Anon — Tue, Nov 8th, 2005 @ 7:41 pm
just to think that women fake orgasims is ture , especially when they either want something and want to breakup. sorry no satistics here just the truth.sometimes men ( guys ) fake orgasims too, dont even say u guys dont cause alot of times we do too. hahaha even when where thinking of someone else.
Comment by rainman2453101 — Tue, Sep 5th, 2006 @ 1:55 am