“Zero people left on earth.”

Nobody is left behind! Not even Hillary Clinton!

I’m more worried about the Yam Shortage…and tigers

Is there any significance in the lack of a “G” in that list?

“May you live in interesting times” certainly is true nowadays. Fortunately, Finland is 9th class target for terrorists and we are protected by Norway/Sweden and Russia from raging sea. Actually, Finland is pretty much the only nation to benefit from global warming.

Like in the end of horror film 28 days later: The fighter jet pilot speaks Finnish. He asks “Lähetätkö helikopterin?” (“Can you please send a helicopter?”).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0289043/