Ride a Segway in Finland, get charged with a crime

Everyone’s seen these Segway thingys, right? Well the Finnish police could charge you if you drive one on public property. Yay government…!
According to Sgt. Pertti Mäkeläinen of the National Traffic Police, the Segway can only be driven on private property.
“There is no going on public roads covered by the Road Traffic Act.”
And what happens if a Segway user defies this ban?
“Well, the response would be a caution or a charge. We have the means to intervene in this sort of thing”, says Mäkeläinen.
A safe, clean method of transportation, but Finland doesn’t allow it. However – Sweden, France, and the rest of the world don’t seem to have these ridiculous regulations…
In Paris, guided tours on Segways have been a big hit since 2003, and closer to home in Stockholm a similar arrangement has been up and rolling since June last year. The Swedish Road Traffic Act doesn’t know anything more about the Segway than do Finnish lawmakers, but thus far there has been no action from the Swedish police against users.
See why I love the Finnish government so much? I thought Finns weren’t riding these things because they were too expensive, or that no one wouldn’t to look like a complete dork in public – but the Finnish cops might chase after you if you have one!
I’m sure as the Finnish state finally does get involved – you’ll be required to wear a helmet, knee pads, elbow pads – you’ll need to have a special license to operate one, they’ll be tests (not available in English) and yearly check-ups at Katsastus. You’ll need to belong to a “Segway Club” and you’ll be required to ride it ‘x’ amount of hours each year. The Segways will be required to have turn signals, brake lights, reverse lights, untinted windows, a horn, and a bicycle bell. You’ll be required to take out an insurance policy in case you ram into another Segway, and alcoholocks will be installed on each unit. But fortunately for us, the government will impose such high taxes on these things – we’ll never have to worry about these requirements cause we won’t be able to afford them.




