26

Guess who turns 26 today? Yup, I’m getting old. I would have been born on July 4th (U.S.’s independence day) but the doctor didn’t work that day. I think I was 23 when I first said to myself, “Hey, I really don’t feel like getting any older.”
I’ve never really liked my birthday, too much attention on myself, I prefer Christmas where it’s like everyone’s birthday for a day. And I hate buying gifts for people, so I’d feel like a hypocrite if I enjoyed receiving them.
And just this year I noticed that I’m starting to lose some hair up above my temples. But as my hairline recedes, I seem to be gaining an equal amount of hair at the spot just above my ass – what the hell kind of trade-off is that??




