Star Spangled Ice-Cream
I couldn’t make this stuff up – Remember the Freedom Fries? Or that “W” ketsup? Well here is “Star Spangled Ice-Cream“, the sweet taste of freedom – ice-cream for conservatives, available in grocery stores and online. Here are some of the flavors…
Gun Nut
I Hate The French Vanilla
Air Force Plane Vanilla
Iraqi Road
Nutty Environmentalist
Smaller GovernMINT
Fightin’ Marine Tough Cookies & Cream
G. I. Love Chocolate
Navy BattleCHIP
Oh. My. God.
Comment by Anzi — Mon, May 30th, 2005 @ 10:34 am
Oh. My. God.
I know!! I had the same reaction when I discovered that I could FINALLY order some “Smaller GovernMINT” to Finland too!!
Comment by Phil — Mon, May 30th, 2005 @ 11:27 am
Really? How?
On the website they say that they can’t ship to addresses outside the U.S.
This ice cream would be a nice surprise for my boyfriend. He’s the world’s biggest USA-fan. Not.
Comment by Anzi — Mon, May 30th, 2005 @ 11:38 am
The difference between America and other nations is that these are actually sold.
Comment by sepisp — Mon, May 30th, 2005 @ 2:24 pm
“Now Available… AT ALL FARM FRESH SUPERMARKETS IN VIRGINIA & NORTH CAROLINA!”
Well, that says it all. They forgot to add the “burning crosses” flavor.
Comment by Peter Elk — Wed, Jun 1st, 2005 @ 2:47 am